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Old Lady Gets Slammed of the Day

I am as into old people as much as anyone who has had a grandmother who didn’t molest them…They are sweet, helpless, a nice level of fucking crazy, I mean when they aren’t yelling at you for no real reason other than they’ve lost their shit… So I don’t like seeing old ladies get slammed, except when I worked the old folks home, and no one believed them when they told on me, because they were old…and everyone just assumed no one was sick enough to do something like that…without remember that assuming makes an ass out of you and me…yo… Either way, crazy video and If you don’t like seeing old ladies get run the fuck over…you can also see this instructional video that gives me nightmares because it reminds me of every time my wife makes me fuck her…

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Anastasia Ashley Wearing The Best T-Shirt Ever of the Day

Anastasia Ashley, surf babe you’ve probably already heard of…assuming you read the internet…or watch WHITE GIRL SURF TWERK VIDEO …or if you’ve been to this site before because I track her every move…at least that’s what I tell her telepathically…over twitter…and every once in a while write about it…because I just can’t hold it in…and hope that maybe one day she’ll notice me and decide to be my friend and lover and wife til death do us part…by sitting on my face…and choking me the fuck out.…and by friend and lover and wife I mean whisper romantic words like “security, get this creep out of here” when I run into her at a public event I know she is at because she tagged herself there on the internet…and introduce myself…hey, it’s better than a restraining order… Well, today the internet brought me this ridiculous, obnoxious, hand job emoji shirt that I love…some people hate…but that is amazing and inspires me to do what it’s telling me to do all over my belly..while staring at this pic…thanks to it being worn with bikini bottoms…and being hot hot hot…unfortunately…I don’t rock an eggplant, but I do rock a baby carrot..and I don’t squirt..I kinda just feel pain…but at least I can live vicariously through this shirt…it’s aspirational… GET ONE

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Some UK Twerking Championship Video of the Day

So there is a UK Twerk championship in that takes place at some really shitty looking club…where strippers and booty come together in shorts and gyrate in various positions that Miley Cyrus only wished she could do…if she wasn’t already caked the fuck up and rich with no real need to twerk other than it being a good marketing spin… I think seeing the Drake looking dude in the background losing his shit to a jiggling ass like it is the coming of christ is the highlight of the video to me…like dude never saw a fat ass jiggle before…not because I like Drake looking dudes better than crazy ass dancing… It’s just there isn’t really anything all that hot about this, it’s like the big black hooker I saw in the bar last night, sure she was alright to look at because nothing else was going on, but I wasn’t into paying her 100 dollars for a blow job…. Maybe I am pretty over the whole twerking thing…unless it’s college girls reaching and trying hard to be hot, relevant, and hip hop pop culture…but I can’t imagine that ever happening…I think twerkin is a “for life”…dance..I will always embrace…yo.

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Kristin Cavallari Is Still One Hot MILF

We haven’t seen Kristin Cavallari in a while, and I was starting to get a little scared that maybe her 15 minutes were up or something. Apparently not though, because here she is being followed by the paparazzi down the street and looking as hot as ever in those tight leather pants. I don’t follow Kristin as much as I used back when she was just a hot nobody, but I think she might be preggers. There’s only one surefire way to tell though: I have to get a look at those funbags. Or I guess I could always just look it up and double-check, but that’s way less fun. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Mathilde Frachon Is The Next Big Thing In Lingerie

So yesterday I got to introduce you guys to new Victoria’s Secret model Vika Levina , and today I’ve got another one: Mathilde Frachon . You know, I’ve been doing this job for a lot of years now, and I’d like to think that I’m getting good at telling which models have what it takes to make it big. And after looking at these pictures of Mathilde and that perfect booty of hers, I’ve got a good feeling about her. Trust me, the Little Tuna’s never wrong. » view all 51 photos

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If ‘Catching Fire’ Is Anything Like Francis Lawrence’s Music Videos, We’re So Ready

MTV News looks at beautiful videos from Britney Spears, Lady Gaga and Jennifer Lopez as precursors to Lawrence’s big-screen work. By Sophie Schillaci

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Martha Hunt for Santa Lolla Naked of the Day

This is a good way to sell purses…or shoes…or purses and shoes…because the naked Victoria’s Secret model doesn’t take away from the products she’s being paid to peddle like she was a hooker, whoring, and it allows us to focus on the craftsmanship…of who the fuck cares there’s a naked babe model naked for money like she was a stripper but way more luxurious, and any excuse to get any girl naked…is an excuse that we collectively celebrate by hating the purse and shoes for getting in the way of the spread eagle shots…

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Britt Maren in a Bikini of the Day

Britt Maren is some model who I have been following on the internet for a while, which is kinda surprising since no one else is…she’s virtually an unknown, but you gotta start somewhere before being something, and unfortunately, me being a creeper on the front lines, is not gonna get me suffocated by her vagina the way I like it, because if she hasn’t acknowledged me now, being a nobody with no followers….she’s not gonna acknowledge me when she’s the next Candice..but the good news is that I can blame myself for not trying hard enough when I had a chance…because I only realized I followed her 5 minutes ago when trying to find an angle for this post only to come up empty handed…as you will know when you finish reading this post…assuming at least one of you reads this shit… The good news is she’s wet in a white bikini, my favorite because of the likeliness of seeing vagina lips when they get wet is higher thither color bikinis…and as a pervert that’s good enough for me…and her body’s not that bad either…I like. To see the pics CLICK HERE

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Rihanna Twerk Video of the Day

6 days ago, Rihanna’s homie who followed her around on tour, posted a hotel room video of them twerking to celebrate the end of her diamond tour, where she probably made a solid 100,000,000 dollars, and Rihanna’s part was pretty fucking sold…it may be an older story, but I am a grown ass man and can’t really devote my life keeping tabs on Rihanna’s ass jiggle, even if I like it a lot…and I’m glad it happened… HEre are the OG instagrams.

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Nicole Andrews Looks Very Talented

So because the Homefront premiere was held at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas for some reason, and because Vegas attracts wannabe hotties like moths to a light, I’ve got these awesome pictures of sexy nobody Nicole Andrews for you guys today. I did a little research about Nicole and apparently her last role before this was as a “Sexy Nurse.” But clearly she’s way too talented to be typecast like that. I bet she could also play a “Sexy Cop,” a “Sexy Teacher,” or hell, even a “Sexy Doctor” if she put her mind to it. Dare to dream, Nicole. Photos: WENN.com

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