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Old Lady Gets Slammed of the Day

I am as into old people as much as anyone who has had a grandmother who didn’t molest them…They are sweet, helpless, a nice level of fucking crazy, I mean when they aren’t yelling at you for no real reason other than they’ve lost their shit… So I don’t like seeing old ladies get slammed, except when I worked the old folks home, and no one believed them when they told on me, because they were old…and everyone just assumed no one was sick enough to do something like that…without remember that assuming makes an ass out of you and me…yo… Either way, crazy video and If you don’t like seeing old ladies get run the fuck over…you can also see this instructional video that gives me nightmares because it reminds me of every time my wife makes me fuck her…

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Old Lady Gets Slammed of the Day

Anastasia Ashley Wearing The Best T-Shirt Ever of the Day

Anastasia Ashley, surf babe you’ve probably already heard of…assuming you read the internet…or watch WHITE GIRL SURF TWERK VIDEO …or if you’ve been to this site before because I track her every move…at least that’s what I tell her telepathically…over twitter…and every once in a while write about it…because I just can’t hold it in…and hope that maybe one day she’ll notice me and decide to be my friend and lover and wife til death do us part…by sitting on my face…and choking me the fuck out.…and by friend and lover and wife I mean whisper romantic words like “security, get this creep out of here” when I run into her at a public event I know she is at because she tagged herself there on the internet…and introduce myself…hey, it’s better than a restraining order… Well, today the internet brought me this ridiculous, obnoxious, hand job emoji shirt that I love…some people hate…but that is amazing and inspires me to do what it’s telling me to do all over my belly..while staring at this pic…thanks to it being worn with bikini bottoms…and being hot hot hot…unfortunately…I don’t rock an eggplant, but I do rock a baby carrot..and I don’t squirt..I kinda just feel pain…but at least I can live vicariously through this shirt…it’s aspirational… GET ONE

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Anastasia Ashley Wearing The Best T-Shirt Ever of the Day

Halle Berry in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Halle Berry lives….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, never met her dad, and may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life and has no idea what the plight of the black man is, yet she is marketed as though she does and the whole thing would offend me, if she didn’t have some rockin tits, even in her old age….Awesome…. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW This Link

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Halle Berry in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Topless Candice Swanepoel Modeling of the Day

I love Candice Swanepoel…clothed our unclothed….despite ignoring all my advances and love letter on Instagram…because I assume she’s not a romantic…or just playing hard to get….but deep down she knows we are connected at the soul…I mean there is just so much passion on my end, that she’s gotta be feeling some of this…said the inner stalker in me….but truth be told, I’m lazy as fuck, uninterested as fuck, and have never been hung up on a girl…I just like looking at this bitch…she’s easy on the eyes….. I figure if I keep on repeating myself when it comes to loving her…maybe it will reach her telepathically…. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW This Link

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Topless Candice Swanepoel Modeling of the Day