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Cindy Crawford Still Gives Me Boners of the Day

Madison Magazine has reminded me what I used to masturbate to Cindy Crawford in the 90s….cuz I’d masturbate to her now….if my penis was able to perform such tasks…but hard living and a disgusting wife has made us our very own circus performer…one that can’t perform tricks…unless being impotent is a trick…but I feel like if I really focus and forget all the smut I’ve digested over the years leading to someone who can’t really get into anything….Cindy Crawford may be the one to save me….yep…she’s fully clothed and I felt something move….you see cuz that’s her fucking super power… I’m into it, even if I generally like more exposed Uterus in my retired model pics.

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Cindy Crawford Still Gives Me Boners of the Day

Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Ass Distract from her Terrible Face of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is notorious for not being hot….but more importantly, for having people think she’s hot, when clearly her asymmetrical face, botched nose job, and 30 year old, pretending to be 25 wrinkles that her Disney Peter Pan serum didn’t fix….tell a different fucking story…..one that starts with her realizing her shortcomings…and hitting the gym to work on something she can control…cuz there comes a time in every man’s life when they will chose a hot body over a hot face…cuz when you’re fucking a bitch from behind, she doesn’t even have a fucking face…if you know waht I mean…and based on these leggings pics..I’m gonna assume Tisdale knows exaclty what I mean… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Ass Distract from her Terrible Face of the Day