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Lady Gaga’s Topless Hotel Pic by Terry Richardson of the Day

I feel like I’ve posted this already…Lady Gaga hires Terry Richardson to follow her around…and she ends up doing “artistic” topless pics and half naked videos with him…you know to be edgy…and the whole thing…bores the fuck out of me…even if it involves a half naked girl…who is probably not a girl…because based on her face…she’s got a fucking dick…but for the sake of this post she just looks that way…cuz she was born that way… She’s SHE’S TOPLESS ALL THE TIME …cuz that’s how she stays relevant…and seen as innovative by her loser fans that relate to her because she is a loser too…and the whole thing would be better if she was attached to a sex machine… I mean you wanna pretend you’re dominatrix and S&M…fucking be dominatrix and S&M and make it fucking count… She’s the fucking worst…

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Lady Gaga’s Topless Hotel Pic by Terry Richardson of the Day

Cindy Crawford Still Gives Me Boners of the Day

Madison Magazine has reminded me what I used to masturbate to Cindy Crawford in the 90s….cuz I’d masturbate to her now….if my penis was able to perform such tasks…but hard living and a disgusting wife has made us our very own circus performer…one that can’t perform tricks…unless being impotent is a trick…but I feel like if I really focus and forget all the smut I’ve digested over the years leading to someone who can’t really get into anything….Cindy Crawford may be the one to save me….yep…she’s fully clothed and I felt something move….you see cuz that’s her fucking super power… I’m into it, even if I generally like more exposed Uterus in my retired model pics.

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Rachel Bilson Gets Attacked By a Tall Chick of the Day

You know what sucks? Trying to write two posts on Rachel Bilson in two days. I mean bitch hasn’t really done anything worth talking about, unless being engaged to the cunt who played Darth Vader in the Star Wars the Next Generation is something worth talking about, and I don’t think it really is

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Rachel Bilson Gets Attacked By a Tall Chick of the Day