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Vanessa Hudgens in NYLON Of the Day

Posted on January 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hairy little Disney Troll who you may not really understand why she gets work, unless you’re a producer and figure she’s been trained by Disney, she’s used to working for free and sucking dick to be the chosen one amongst many…all while new girls ware way bigger risks…who you may remember from leaking nude pics of her unshaven self, that would have been hot to a bush lover like me, if I knew that that wasn’t her troll pussy’s 5 o’clock shadow…because that’s how life is for hairy little monkeys like Vanessa Hudgens.. Well she’s in this issue of Nylon, hipster mag turned tween girl mag, and she looks good enough for me…but then again so does most average at best things…I mean so does most rotting mouth, obese yet eager things…I am a pretty easy audience…

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Taylor Momsen Panty Flash in Concert of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that she’s 18, no one gives a fuck about her erotic performances. I saw that shit coming a mile away, cuz no one ever cares about these sluts being slutty when they turn 18 and if she was really a slut, she wouldn’t be wearing panties in concert, she’d be labia out and ready to party, but instead it is all a bullshit lie, an act that I hope backfires cuz when things backfire, good things come….like sex tapes…but for now, she thinks she’s living the dream by imitating 70s rocker cuz she’s been in Hollywood all her life and has no identity…or originality…but she does have panty flashes and sometimes that’s all I need. Here are some of her concert videos….from the Paladium October 11….if you like seeing her in motion…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Whore Teeth of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Lohan at an event rocking some dirty fucking teeth. I’ve never seen veneers this color. Usually when a bitch pays 20,000 dollars on her mouth, the porcelain caps don’t end up looking exactly like every so stained her teeth are green crackwhore tooth…but Lohan defies all… Now, I’m not gonna rip on her hygiene, cuz Lohan’s a dream and the more gutter she gets, the happier I get, cuz gutter is my thing….not to mention there are many people out there who hate shiny, white, perfectly straight teeth, and they aim for defective, rotting mouth, disgustingness, especially when looking for a bargain blowjob… These are gross to some, heaven to others, and what it comes down to is that Lohan’s a disaster and I like it…. I like to think she’s researching a role as a crackwhore living on the streets…a role I hope becomes real life….fingers crossed – here are the pics.

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Mila Jovovich is a Monster of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought Mila Jovovich fell off the radar because she was heavily pregnant and probably had her kid and was raising the shit, I didn’t think she was off getting a sex change. I mean not that she looks that much like a man in these pictures, but she looks like she’s been in a held hostage in communist Russia for war crimes and they’ve re-programmed her to be some killing machine, like one of her stupid movies, but maybe she’s just not the hot model everyone loved in the 90s, and I guess that’s what happens when you get old and decide to start avoiding the sun, because you’re a mother now and skin cancer is irresponsible parenting…. I don’t know what i am talking about, but I know it must be good, and I’d totally be my friend, if I didn’t hate myself, especially after wriitng garbage like this post…..

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Rachel Bilson Gets Attacked By a Tall Chick of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know what sucks? Trying to write two posts on Rachel Bilson in two days. I mean bitch hasn’t really done anything worth talking about, unless being engaged to the cunt who played Darth Vader in the Star Wars the Next Generation is something worth talking about, and I don’t think it really is

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Eva Longoria’s is American of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We get it Eva, you’re insecure about being a Mexican because other Americans look down on your border jumpin’ strategy to get into the country, where you are forced to work illegally, hoping to never get caught and deported, but that doesn’t mean you have to overcompensate and dress like the fuckin’ flag. It’s like that time I overcompensated for being a mexican immigrant by trying to get a job and showing the world we’re not lazy, before realizing that was a stupid idea, so I got fired and was forced to live off my wife.