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Sarah Hyland Does Her Bikini

Sarah Hyland is back and working her little body in a bikini for the 4th of July. Now that Modern Family I think is over, she can get into InstaModeling. If she continues to produce material like this I might become a follower.                  

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Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day

Selena Gomez wore some ripped jeans and a tank top for her instagram…and ran that shit through so many filters that it looks like it’s been soaking in piss…and that I guess gives a slimming effect to her portly little body…that I am sure you’d all love to lick the Bieber out of….because when it looks like this…we’re all Belieber enough to explore the territory he’s been inside…not that we’ll ever get that opportunity, Disney Chicks don’t work like that…they are robots who have no time for normals…obviously…and in reality…we all know you aren’t normal… The post Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Longoria Has Sweet Handlebars

I’m not a big Eva Longoria fan, but I read that she is newly single so it’s no surprise that she’s looking for a new boy toy by flaunting her little body while on a bike ride. I’m sold, and where to do I sign up? I’d like to grab onto those handlebars, go for a quick spin and then pound her seat!

Random Miley Cyrus Bikini Pics of the DAy

If given the opportunity, I would eat Miley Cyrus’ pussy, even if I am a firm believer that she is far better in picture than she is in real life or video…because bratty Disney starlets who have been spoiled to shit and sucked up to by everyone including her parents cuz she was the bread winner since they age of 12….lead to really fucking high strung twats who are demanding, whining and just too much to handle…throw in her hick twang…and shit just gets worse…but pics of her fit little body from yesterday’s TMZ are perfect…

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Even More Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

I have to ask Victoria’s Secret to please stop with these photoshoots. My body can’t handle it anymore because there’s just nothing left in the good ol’ ball bag and I’m shooting blanks. Anyway, here is Doutzen Kroes and yes, her perfect little body in a bikini. Now I’m going to take a few zinc pills and very a long nap. Enjoy.

Jenna Pieterse Picture Moment

Rachel Bilson Is A Perfect Little Hottie

I’ve always said that Rachel Bilson was a cutie and here she is the other night in a sexy little frilly dress proving me right again. That little body is great, she would make a great addition to my harem, I think she would fit right in. When I refer to my harem, I’m talking about my extensive database of hot chicks and a sock that really needs a good cleaning. more pictures of Rachel Bilson here

Karissa Shannon Gives Us A View

Here’s fame wh%re Karissa Shannon doing what she does best outside the Staple Center; showing off that tight little body of hers. Unfortunately, she is still with that douche from Smallville. If Karissa really wants to take her fame to the next level she needs to dump that guy and date me. I’ll show her how to properly make a sex tape.

Incredible Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

You know it’s going to be a pretty awesome day when I’ve got pictures of my favorite jobless hottie’s amazingly tight little body in a bikini. Here’s Sophie Monk showing me exactly why she can still manage to make a living without ever seeming to have any sort of employment. Hell, I’m writing a check for her rent as we speak, I just hope I’m not too late and some other loser has already payed it. Call me.

Bieber Fever Hits The Beach

Justin Bieber hits the beach in Australia causing “tweengasm’s” around the world. The sixteen-year-old singing sensation took a break from his world tour to relax on Sydney’s Whale Beach with his entourage. The YouTube star played Frisbee, a little rugby and even tried his hand at a little body surfing which is the only thing we’ve seen that has been able to defeat his famously swooshed hair.

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