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Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day

Selena Gomez wore some ripped jeans and a tank top for her instagram…and ran that shit through so many filters that it looks like it’s been soaking in piss…and that I guess gives a slimming effect to her portly little body…that I am sure you’d all love to lick the Bieber out of….because when it looks like this…we’re all Belieber enough to explore the territory he’s been inside…not that we’ll ever get that opportunity, Disney Chicks don’t work like that…they are robots who have no time for normals…obviously…and in reality…we all know you aren’t normal… The post Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Don’t Let This Happen To You: Woman Leaves Sex Toy Inside Herself For 10 Years & Destroys Her Bladder

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Scottish doctors made a surprising discovery when they found a sex toy that had been inside one of their patients for 10 years. An unidentified…

Don’t Let This Happen To You: Woman Leaves Sex Toy Inside Herself For 10 Years & Destroys Her Bladder

Don’t Let This Happen To You: Woman Leaves Sex Toy Inside Herself For 10 Years & Destroys Her Bladder

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Scottish doctors made a surprising discovery when they found a sex toy that had been inside one of their patients for 10 years. An unidentified…

Don’t Let This Happen To You: Woman Leaves Sex Toy Inside Herself For 10 Years & Destroys Her Bladder

Erin Heatherton for Ocean Drive of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess they lend out to other companies to keep her busy when they don’t need her…even though she’s one of the girls they’ve actually put into the mix by marketing her outside of Victoria’s Secret. You know one of the girls they lend to Leo to pretend he’s dating them, despite rumours that he’s gay….because I assume he has a percentage of the company… The fact is, that these girls are all egos. They would never date each other’s man, or ex boyfriend, unless it was part of their contract and they never fuck. I know how girls work at all levels, I know how dudes work…and I know even with A-Listers, when they can have any A-Lister, they won’t fucking play with fire and sure enough, if they did…the fashion show would be more of an episode of Jerry than the infomercial it is. THat said, this Erin Heatherton is a fucking babe and I’d eat this ass no matter what’s been inside it.

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