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Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day

Selena Gomez wore some ripped jeans and a tank top for her instagram…and ran that shit through so many filters that it looks like it’s been soaking in piss…and that I guess gives a slimming effect to her portly little body…that I am sure you’d all love to lick the Bieber out of….because when it looks like this…we’re all Belieber enough to explore the territory he’s been inside…not that we’ll ever get that opportunity, Disney Chicks don’t work like that…they are robots who have no time for normals…obviously…and in reality…we all know you aren’t normal… The post Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Obese Orangutan Finds a Healthier New Home

Photo via The Telegraph Oshine the orangutan has a bit of a weight problem . After being kept as a pet for 13 years, lazing around and eating junk-food , the portly primate ballooned up to 220 pounds – but she should soon be on the right track to a hea… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Patrick Stump Jailed After Falling Out with Cops

Patrick Stump, the portly lead singer of the overrated group Fall Out Boy ( Pete Wentz plays bass for them), was arrested tonight in Hollywood. The police busted Stump around midnight on a traffic warrant for driving without a license out of a Beverly Hills courtroom earlier this year. Perhaps he failed to show up for court, which is always a smart move.

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German Supernerd Duo’s Video "Tippen Ein"

German duo “New Production Goes to Munich” with their smash hit “Tippen ein/Typin' in”. Back in 1987, this was the future! [ Editor's note: That sideways shuffle dance needs to be seen, and hopefully, emulated. ] Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Zach Galifianakis Motivational Posters

Words of wisdom from the portly, Baby-Wielding Comedian of Summer 2K9. Could we get a Shaq /Zach Motivational Face-Off going on Vh1, maybe

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Zach Galifianakis Motivational Posters