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Erin Heatherton for Ocean Drive of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess they lend out to other companies to keep her busy when they don’t need her…even though she’s one of the girls they’ve actually put into the mix by marketing her outside of Victoria’s Secret. You know one of the girls they lend to Leo to pretend he’s dating them, despite rumours that he’s gay….because I assume he has a percentage of the company… The fact is, that these girls are all egos. They would never date each other’s man, or ex boyfriend, unless it was part of their contract and they never fuck. I know how girls work at all levels, I know how dudes work…and I know even with A-Listers, when they can have any A-Lister, they won’t fucking play with fire and sure enough, if they did…the fashion show would be more of an episode of Jerry than the infomercial it is. THat said, this Erin Heatherton is a fucking babe and I’d eat this ass no matter what’s been inside it.

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Tricia Helfer in her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Tricia Helfer is some Canadian actress who nerds love because she was hired for some low budget Canadian show that for some reason nerds bought into…because she was the discount bargain basement actor that fit into their budget…. Which teaches us all a valuable lesson, that sometimes buying the bootleg version of what you want, you know the sale item, no name brand version isn’t always that bad an option, especially when it comes to women, because there’s the expensive ones that cost money and have attitude and the ones willing to do shit for a warm shower all eager and shit…and when it’s all said and done, in both cases you get the same outcome…aids….or an orgasm…or a wife you can’t get rid of…or in the case of Battlestar Gallatica, a girl you turned semi-famous. Here are her bikini pics from vacation.

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Tricia Helfer in her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Sara Sampaio for Free People of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a greasy Portuguese fish eating model who is modelling for Free People in bikinis…and shit is about as exciting as bikini catalog pictures go, which is not exciting at all. They are all the same… If anything, the random fame whore attention seeking sluts on Instagram are more interesting and have more compelling pictures than this…but because Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, I am going to pretend that them lending her out to other companies that they probably manufacture for, is more important than the amateur models looking for this kind of campaign…because..that’s what the media wants me to do…I blame the illuminati.

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Alicia Keys Bikini Picture of the Day

Alicia Keys posted this bikini pics, and she was clever enough to focus on her ripped stomach to distract you from her huge, scary, monster legs…and for some reason I am not offended by it…maybe I have been having sex with my vile wife for too long…

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Leilani Dowding in a Bikini for Attention of the Day

I love these Leilani Dowding pics only because they remind me how desperate the paparazzi are to put out pics of anything that gets in a bikini, even if they have no real skill, talent and don’t fucking matter….like who the fuck is this Leilani bitch and why am I doin’ posts on her working out…oh cuz she’s in a bikini and bikinis are fucking awesome…or maybe her trying as hard as she can to make bikini pics compelling and interesting like “Today, I’ll wear the red one and pretend to work out”…or “Next week, let’s go for the thong and I’ll get attacked by a Seagull”….in a “All the magazines will talk about me, even though that doesn’t get me paid or make me matter, it makes me feel good”…kinda way… Bottom feeding at it’s worst, cuz she’s not getting fucked on camera… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Raica Oliveira in Some Bikinis for a Bathing Suit Company of the Day

Raica Oliveira is a Brazilian model people hate because she has stretch marks on her ass… I am not that person…and apparently neither are Victoria’s Secret, SI, H&M and a bunch of other companies…. She’s from Brazil and built for a bikini….is tall as fuck…29 and discovered by the same person as Gisele so she may be a tranny, but that would never stop you…especially when brasilian trannies are hotter bitches than you’ve ever fucked… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Shanina Shaik in Swimsuit for Summer Splash of the Day

Here is model Shanina Shaik, who has modeled for Victoria’s Secret, which means she’s an actual model, because Victoria’s Secret is the litmus test as to whether a girl is actually a model, or just a try hard, posing for other companies, trying to make as many moves as possible, before the scouts at Victoria’s Secret scoop her up, trap her, abduct her and make her their own to do whatever they want with….but I guess none of that really matters because here she is modeling for some other company I’ve never heard of, riding on the Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval Shanina’s got, and milking her in some boring pics and videos that I am going to post, because models are usually not fat and I like that. Here’s the video….

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Shanina Shaik in Swimsuit for Summer Splash of the Day