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Nina Agdal Catalog Pics of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So if you bang Adam Levine…when he is broken up with the Victoria’s Secret model he is slated to marry…you will end up a catalog model…for a company that is not quite Victoria’s Secret, you know a little lower on the status scale, not that Victoria’s Secret is high end, but Victoria’s Secret is what all these cunts aspire to work for…so when I look at her not only do I see a groupie tainted by Adam Levine, a guy girls may love, but I can’t stand because his shitty pop music pollutes my life…but also a bitch who wasn’t even good enough for Adam Levine, who just comes in second…and sometimes the second place girl is the easiest one to fuck.

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Sasha Grey is Not Choking on Dick in a Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sasha Grey dropped out of porn to become mainstream…because there are a few ways to become a legit actor and one of them is doing hardcore porn, I’m talking choking on dick porn and spinning it as an art project on sexuality rather than being a broken down bitch with daddy issues just trying to get male attention the easiest way she can…only to decide one day “I’m done with this, put me on an HBO Show, cuz everyone at HBO jerks off to my porn and love me”…but that angle just annoys me, cuz promo pics of her come out like this and I see she’s had her soul fucked away from her a long time ago, her skin is shitty from all the drugs and self destruction that comes with being cummed on so much, and really there may even be a herpes scab on her lip…making the whole thing fucking horrible on every fucking angle…but at least she can pretend she’s making moves…really boring moves…to god knows where, but I’m thinking somewhere religious, it happens to the best sluts.

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Paris Hilton’s Body Is Not What It Used To Be

Posted on December 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You’d think the easiest thing for a woman who doesn’t do anything in life would be to keep their body in top shape. So when I look at these pictures of Paris Hilton in a swimsuit, I understand why no one gives a crap about her anymore. Girl needs to do some deep knee bends and get that booty back in shape. I’m sure she has plenty of time on her hands, so there should be no excuses.

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Lucy Pinder’s Breasts Are Perfection

Posted on April 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t really know how to finish off the day today, I’ve had such a wide variety of hotness up already, so I just decided that some big fat Lucy Pinder breasts stuffed into a very supportive brassiere would probably just be the easiest thing to do. You’re welcome. She’s got to read all the post I’ve written about her, I’ve been doing it for years. I imagine she prints them out, gets naked, slips into a warm bubble bath and reads them over one by one while the bubbles gently caress her big beautiful breasts. Send me pics!!!

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Megan Fox Classes Up The Hotness

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Megan Fox the other night at the premiere of the movie…. I want to say ‘Something with Kids’? I don’t really know what it’s called, I’m never going to go see it so it doesn’t really matter, but she’s looking pretty damn classy. She’s got the stripper tattoos all covered up, the douche husband isn’t anywhere in site, and she’s wearing an old school looking evening gown that really highlights her hotness. I’d like to rub my testicles all over it. And…. There it is.

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Katy Perry Flashes Some Secret Cleavage

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like Katy Perry thought she could slip some fashionable cleavage passed me as she heads to some fashion show in Paris the other day. I don’t think so princess, my cleavage radar even works over in Europe. Nice try. Fine, it’s not the easiest cleavage to catch under all that lace and fancy materials she’s wearing, but I can still spot it and still find a way to motorboat it. Call me.

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Maria Menounos Hard Nipples, Hot Body and Vagina Definition in a Bikini of the DAy

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pics of Maria Menounos’ dangly vagina, which is surprising, even though it is genetic, because you’d expect her greekness to only take it up the ass….. I’m loving her body and her willingness to walk around pretty much naked….all hard nippled and vagina defined in her bikini bottoms…even though I prefer when she was flashing her cunt in a bikini last year …. But I’ll take what I can get when it comes to sluts on the beach…cuz I’m stuck in the fucking snow….and I’m craving everyday girls in anything but winter coats….. Here she is covering her plus sized vagina in a pair of shorts….

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Jessica Alba’s Tummy Tuck Post Pregnancy Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alba has bounced back from her second pregnancy pretty fucking amazingly..and I guess it’s easier when your entire career depends on it….you know since before you entrapped your ex boyfriend by knocking yourself up and sacrificing your everything….because women, especially very rich women, work of impulse and emotion…and not off logic or wanting to maximize their good looks or the fact they are in high demand, when their talent is relatively little to none…and the real question is how did this happen so fast, was it diet, exercise or is that a tummy tuck scar…who cares….cuz famous bitches I wanted to fuck who are moms with mom pussies wrapped tightly in bikini bodies with tight bodies are exciting…cuz they are the easiest to fist….

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Annalynne McCord Hard Nipples on Set of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Annalynne McCord is out digging for attention the easiest way she knows how…by being an annoying fucking slut you just wantt to hate fuck so hard that it humilates her and she can’t live with herself, forcing her to commit suicide or run back to her mom in Texas or wherever she is from, to fuck off and fade into obscurity….and she’s making that cry for attention that I hope ends in an actual cry eventually….by wearing tight pants and hard nipples….and I am buying into her shit….

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Kaley Cuoco Does The Wonder Woman of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oh god…Comicon’s started….that means tons of low level, nerd targeted actors are going to be dressed in nerd and comic book costumes…cuz it’s the easiest way to make a nerd cum in his nerd pants…I mean that and holding his nerd hand…but who wants to deal with that layer of nerd virgin semen…. I am not a comic book fan, friend, lover, or collector. I hate the shit, and prefer real life, not aspirational characters I wish I was like so that girls would sleep with me and my spandex suit cuz I save the fucking world and can turn nipples to ice and stop time and shit… It is stupid to me…but it is such a huge market, these people are loyal fucking consumers, so if I maybe it is stupid of me for not being at the event causing raukus….but my fear of these virgin loser collectors coupled with my severe lack of motivation keep me here… Here’s Kaley Cuoco from that nerd TV show, dressed in nerd shit, hopefully keeping them top rated, thanks to the nerds….

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