I can’t believe this is my first post on Eugenie Bouchard , considering she’s probably the world’s #1 ranked Tennis Hottie at the moment. But I guess she’s also never put on a Baywatch swimsuit and run in slow-motion for the cameras before. Anyway, the good news is, if that whole tennis thing doesn’t work for Eugenie, it looks like she’s definitely got a promising future as an Instagram model. Yow!
I feel a close connection to Eugenie Bouchard because she is from Canada and people I know or that I know of – since Canada is one small town…actually know her, it’s one of those she lives less than 2 KM (that’s Canadian for MILES) away from me and her twin sister who is a party girl, who is still around the city partying, not that I do any of that…but it’s so local…so amazing…they are basically local royalty that everyone pays attention to…hot enough, rich, famous tennis sluts….and what makes it all worse is that for as long as I can remember I have had a Tennis slut fetish…and to think one was in arms reach, not to kidnap but to at least apply to be her personal waxer, or gardener, or just the guy in the tree outside her bedroom window and to have not done it…is a reminder of how I am not a get things done, self starter and opportunity will forever pass me by… At least I can stare at her bikini pics, but she’s not that great to look at, even though, that bikini shows asshole. I’m more into the Tennis slut, it’s a fetish I’ve had for a while, the grunting, the panty flashes the glamour and the money…the tennis player in bikini…not so hype… Now I don’t love Eugenie Bouchard’s body in her bikini, it’s not driving me crazy, it is a bit too fitness – but it is still luxurious enough for me to feel like I’ve failed myself and that’s how I like going into the weekend…staring at young rich tennis assholes…you know….the only way to go into the weekend… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eugenie Bouchard in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When it comes to Tennis, I feel like I’m probably like Serena Williams’ dad, you know all drawn into it because it’s so fucking white, pretentious, high class, and luxurious – and the likes of my people aren’t really welcomed to their secret white person clubs, where they get together and have white person meetings – where they discuss things like electing Trump because whites being replaced is the fall of America…or some shit… I also like that the the girls are overly butchy, they are fit, they wear little skirts, flash their panties, and yelp and moan like they are taking huge cock with every swing…and hit…it’s magical… A few sluts in the Tennis scene were in bikinis… First up Eugenie Bouchard – from my hometown – making her a hometown hottie – even though I prefer her twin sister – the party slut….. Second up Caroline Wozniacki – Good times…. The post Eugenie Bouchard VS Caroline Wozniacki’s Tennis Ass in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .