I haven’t watched the Olympics at all, I don’t give a fuck about them, but saw this video of the hottest Olympic pussy edit and figured that since you’re a gang of perverts, I might as well post it for you…1,000,000 people have seen it, it was posted 10 days ago, I’m really on the fucking ball with this one….the good news is that I didn’t even bother watching it but expect you to….
Turns out that GQ Russia is a fucking porn magazine that gets pornstars posing naked as most porn mags do….and that makes it substantially better than all the other GQ magazines around the world that aren’t pornographic…even though porn is what the people want to fucking see… She’s a Vivid contract girl and Vivid are my homies, so I am kind hurt they have not send her up to film a scene on my dick, according to her wikipedia she’s a lesbian, but my clit sized dick and fishy scent can double as a vagina if she’s medicated enough… She’s playing the next Emmanuelle, which is apparently a big deal….but I just like that she doesn’t have fake tits, but more importantly, that the Russian have beat the Americans to bringing porn to the mainstream, like they beat the Americans at Space Travel and in most Olympics back when they were communist…. Good times…
Bar Refaeli posted these Maxim pics on her facebook an hour ago….she’s half naked in it, photoshopped in it, doin’ it like she’s a super model, when all she really is is a groupie who fucks famous dudes, who had a stint with Victoria’s Secret and pretty much everything about her fucking sucks, even her roots, cuz her existent is a product of the holocaust and that makes lookin at her ass sad…. I know Isreali girls, they all hate this bitch, say they know her and that she’s a fucking hack, and I’ll just assume that comes from an honest, non-bitter or jealous place, while you masturbate to her big moves into the print world, with star publications like Maxim…and by star publication I mean – I can’t believe they aren’t bankrupt yet…. She looks thick….Food time…