Don’t have a date for Valentine’s? If you don’t have a date this Valentine’s Day, don’t stay at home and eat a carton of your favorite ice cream. This holiday can be just as fun for singles as it is for the boo’d up couples. Today, celebrate Single Awareness Day the right way with these fun activities!
Hilary Duff posted the worst bikini pic in the history of bikini pics…all I see is some divorcee getting back into the dating scene…hungry for new cock and doin’ it with a cocktail in her hand…and as much as I hate divorcees with all their complaining, they aren’t so bad when going crazy every second weekend when the kid is with the dad… Spending that child support money with the girls…laughing at their married friends as they get booze soaked and re-live their youth… Sometimes ending up arrested, usually ending up fucked, never ending up in a relationship or pregnant, because that could ruin their divorce settlement…pretty much making them perfect…except for he fact that they aren’t 25 but they have life experience and they let you inside them cuz they are over that whole monogamy thing..and it makes for a good time if you get them at the right time…which according to Hilary Duff…is not when they are posing for instagram.
Kate Mara is 30 and amazing…is it possible that I have been wrong about 30 year olds all this time…and that 30 is the new 20…that the pheromones of a uterus losing its fertility…coupled with aging skin…and a dumpy ass…is erotic to me…is it possible that calling these over 30s old as fuck has been misguided and I’ve just been brainwashed by the media…does a stable, career driven girl still hustling at 30 appeal to me, when up until now I’ve been into 20 year olds who don’t have it all figured out and that are easy to take advantage of…or maybe Kate Mara is just an exception to the rule…because she’s looking’ good up in GQ…when she should be taking the kids to daycare…like a normal 30 year old…I’m confused…I blame the drinking…
I think I am Ireland Baldwin’s biggest fan…but it’s probably because she has me blocked on Twitter and Instagram…and I love girls who reject me…I mean not because it doesn’t happen everyday…but because I can’t respect any girl who would actually like me – I mean they would seriously have something wrong with them and I like to avoid issues… There was a time when Ireland, if that’s even her real name and not just her stripper name , used to message me on Twitter…there was a time back in the Tila Tequila era when her dad followed me on Twitter…long before losing his shit on me when I started posting about her…it was a good time that will one day have at least a paragraph in my diary…. But now that is all over, yet I can still watch her and her 6 foot tall big girl frame draw attention to herself unnecessarily thanks to her trust fund…but chooses this life…of making her titty bounce….masking it as an innocent braless dance called the “Chicken Wing”… She’s all about her instagram…she rocks it hard…and I don’t mind watching because I’m a creeper.
Now here’s some actual good news: it looks like Modern Family has started filming again. I don’t actually care about the show or anything, but this also means that Sofia Vergara ‘s weekly backstage bust show is returning too, and I’ve been waiting for that to come back for months now. Sure, on the one hand, it means fewer vacation thong shots from her, but it pretty much guarantees a steady, reliable stream of cleavage peeks and great profile shots , delivered on a regular basis. And if that sounds pretty good to you, just think how great it must be for my lazy blogger ass. Now I’ve got more time to work on all my Twitter marriage proposals. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Fresh off her full-frontal debut in The Wolf of Wall Street (and currently up for Nudecomer of the Year at the Peeper’s Choice ), Margot Robbie has landed a new role- love interest Jane Porter in Warner Bros’ big-budget, live-action Tarzan flick. See pics after the jump!
Need some new slow jams to breathe life into that dusty Valentine’s Day Booty Mix from last year? We got you. Hit the jump for slept-on slow jams for your new V-Day booty mix.
Last week, or maybe it was this week, I posted ON ADRIANA LIMA …comparing her to getting off to lactating “hand expression” videos of girls milking themselves on Youtube. You know the mom, with the mom body, pulling out her mom tits, pretending it’s for a higher purpose like feeding her kid and defending her rights as a mother, when she’s obviously doing it in the Starbucks for me to get turned on…I mean why else would she be staring at me staring at her when she does it… But the fact is that despite being a mom of multiples, and a model who’s in her 30s, which might as well be 100, this Adriana Lima still gets paid…and when photoshoopped enough to look tanned and toned…shit’s pretty ok to look at…because unlike the stretch mark vagina I was sexting last night…this vagina doesn’t need to be intact after her natural child birth when the rest of her is…for pictures like this…