Once upon a time, Marisa Miller used to be one of the hottest models out there, but then she disappeared for a while. Still, the great thing about a party for a magazine issue dedicated to chicks in bikinis and body paint is that it encourages everybody who shows up to bring their A-game. Which is exactly what Marisa did. I just hope this is the beginning of a serious hotness comeback for one of my former favorite models and not a one-time thing. Because a blogger could get used to more of this. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Porsha is tired of Wendy’s big mouth. Porsha Fires Shots At Wendy Williams On Twitter During a recent episode of “The Wendy Williams Show,” Wendy went in on Porsha for trying to “keep up with the Kardashians” by purchasing a 8,000 square foot mansion. Newly divorced Porsha caught feelings and put Wendy in her place. Nice one Porsha, but after that underground railroad comment …the word dumb is going to be attached to you forever. WENN/Prince Williams ATL Pics
I don’t know if these are pics of Emily Didonato or Samantha Gradoville or both..I just know that they are modelling some bikinis and that people come here to see pics of models in bikinis…so I am just giving you what you fucking want…I am accommodating like that… I do know that Emily Didonato is one of Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard, the one who came before Alyssa Miller, and that she may or may not have a penis, or at least stories of sticking penis like things inside Jake while watching Heath Ledger movies…when she wasn’t SHOWING NIPPLES FOR FASHION I also know Samantha Gradoville has been NAKED FOR FASHION TOO …. Making these pics of them…pretty fucking disappointing considering what they are willing to do…this is like fingering a girl who was into getting fucked up the ass and given a facial…only worse.
OMG! Rihanna posted bikini pics. I feel ridiculous posting this shit like it is news, important, hot, or even relevant…the pics are from her instagram, they are boring, and the retired hooker turned popstar in them, has countless sluttier pics of herself, because craving and crying for that male attention is kinda what her crazy ex-hooker ass is into… I mean, I wonder what her Barbados sugar plantation slaves would think of all she’s done with their emancipation efforts back when they abolished slavery…They’d probably super stoked that one of their own could blossom into being a bigger spoiled brad with no respect than the plantation owner’s sociopathic daughter… The more I see her doing her thing, the more I think she’s one of the worst humans around…especially when everyone I know who knows her, or who have worked for her, or who have booked her, can’t stand anything about her….and the amount of people who know her, is surprisingly alot when you spend time in barbados…where everyone hates her…cuz “they just jealous”…or maybe cuz “she’s just a cunt”….
Everyone is probably over the “scandal” or controversy that came with Miley Cyrus while you came to her jacked up in her vagina leotard…and/or nipples…including Miley, who is just posting very wholesome pics of her enjoying a popsicle as young girls do…and there’s nothing suggestive or provocative implied with the way she wraps her lips around that chocolate looking phallus…nothing at all…
Everyone is probably over the “scandal” or controversy that came with Miley Cyrus while you came to her jacked up in her vagina leotard…and/or nipples…including Miley, who is just posting very wholesome pics of her enjoying a popsicle as young girls do…and there’s nothing suggestive or provocative implied with the way she wraps her lips around that chocolate looking phallus…nothing at all…
Fatty Kate Upton has been photoshopped aggressively from a fashion magazine that decided to either shit on fashion by using a fat model who has a lot of hype, trying to be controversial like it was a Benneton ad in the 80s, or some other high concept idea that fashion will put together to make some kind of useless yet glamorous social commentary…or maybe they are just trying to garner buzz, get attention because people, mainly white trash dudes love Kate Upton…or maybe they have a quota of fat chicks they need to use in the magazine to be deemed appropriate for young girls to read in this era of hating skinny girls, and turning our backs on skinny girls while encouraging fat girls because obesity fuels fast food industry, junk food industry, health care industry while keeping people lazy as fuck and unable to bother fighting what the government imposes on them…but maybe I’m taking these a bit too seriously…and should just stare at her tits…
