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Get into the Habit with Infernal Nuns’ Emmanuelle Collinet [VIDEO]

Grindhouse ‘s fake exploitation trailers have spawned more than their share of imitators, but as long as they remain as eye-poppingly topless as Infernal Nuns star Emmanuelle Collinet , then we’re not complaining! This Teutonic beauty has appeared on German TV and in several short films, but is just now making waves overseas with this fake exploitation trailer, a film school final project which has played at festivals across Europe and North America. Emmanuelle makes her nude debut as Sister Marie Claire , whose mission of divine vengeance begins when an evil plague doctor tricks the innocent nun into offering the ailing Pope the holiest of waters….her breast milk! We’re pretty sure her suckle stalks will cure what ails you, too. We’re praying this one goes the way of Machete (2010) and Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) and gets a full-length rendition soon. We’d certainly like to get another glimpse into Emmanuelle’s Holy See… Fast forward to 00:38 for the good part. Nice chalices, sister! Want more skinful sisters? Then check out our heavenly selection of nunsploitation movies from Images in a Convent (1979) to Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010), right here at MrSkin.com!

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Get into the Habit with Infernal Nuns’ Emmanuelle Collinet [VIDEO]

Why is the New Machete Trailer So Glum?

Machete is supposed to be fun, right? After all, when that fake trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s low budget Danny Trejo vehicle played in the middle of Grindhouse , and then that hoot of a teaser poked fun at Arizona a few months ago, I’m pretty sure we were supposed to smile, eat some stale popcorn, and get psyched. So why does the new full-length trailer play it so straight?

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5 Fake Movies That Should Be Real

Danny Trejo fans, rejoice! All seventeen of you. The long-awaited Machete will finally reach theaters on September 3. For those of you who don’t remember, Machete was Robert Rodriguez’s fake trailer for Grindhouse that the director made into a real movie with real stars (Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan and Movieline favorite, Steven Segal , all appear alongside Trejo). Anyway, since Hollywood is clearly out of ideas — cough, Mighty Mouse — it seemed like a perfect time to go find some other fake trailers that could be turned into real movies. After the jump, the five that would have the best chance at box office success.

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The French Version of "Trapped in the Closet"

Maybe you've seen this already, but it's a fake trailer for a movie produced by a French premium pay channel (think HBO). This is probably what French people's love lives are really like. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment