I’m not sure how relevant Michelle Rodriguez is anymore, not that she ever really was, but she’s on vacation somewhere that involves showing off her bikini body for me so I’m not too worried about it. Besides, she still looks like she’s in pretty good shape and I’m all for filling this site up with chicks in bikinis, so might as well start with Michelle. Bikini breasts frolicking in the ocean are always a welcome site in my books, not matter the half celebrity they’re attached to.
I’m not sure how relevant Michelle Rodriguez is anymore, not that she ever really was, but she’s on vacation somewhere that involves showing off her bikini body for me so I’m not too worried about it. Besides, she still looks like she’s in pretty good shape and I’m all for filling this site up with chicks in bikinis, so might as well start with Michelle. Bikini breasts frolicking in the ocean are always a welcome site in my books, not matter the half celebrity they’re attached to.
Apparently Kim Kardashian and her big booty are over in England pushing some crappy fragrance or feminine hygiene product of hers on the poor British. I don’t understand the fascination with smelly like a reality TV star, I’m going to come out with my own HollywoodTuna fragrance… Guess what it’s going to smell like. Anyhow, at least she decided to wear a tight fitting dress for the occasion. Although, when you’ve got a booty as big as Kim’s, everything is tight fitting.
From what I understand, these are pictures of Miss USA Rima Fakih teaching a bunch of bikini clad hotties how to belly dance at a pool party for some of the contestants. Not that anyone cares, it’s a group of beauty pageant chicks in bikinis frolicking in a giant swimming pool together… She could be teaching them advanced algebra for all I care, it would still be really hot. Take your tops off girls.
From what I understand, these are pictures of Miss USA Rima Fakih teaching a bunch of bikini clad hotties how to belly dance at a pool party for some of the contestants. Not that anyone cares, it’s a group of beauty pageant chicks in bikinis frolicking in a giant swimming pool together… She could be teaching them advanced algebra for all I care, it would still be really hot. Take your tops off girls.
Stop us if you’ve heard this one, but Miss USA is under fire. Rima Fakih is not in crown-losing trouble … yet. But accusations of her “breaking the rules of conduct” have put The Tiara Patrol on high alert. According to Fox News (of course), Fakih was suspected of sneaking out (of where, it’s unclear) to party all night last week, then lying about it. The Miss Universe Organization, which rules over its gorgeous winners with an iron fist, requested security tapes to see if a cover-up occurred. “There was one night last week where [ Rima Fakih ] had some interviews the next day,” says Paula Shugart, the president of the ridiculous organization. “First we thought she wasn’t at the apartment (which she shares in NYC with Miss Universe), and someone was trying to get her to the interview.” “She was sound asleep, and looked like she’d been out all night.” Fakih did make the interviews, but her handlers are still asking about the security tapes, as this is “serious business,” especially after Tara Conner. Conner, of course, was the wild child who nearly lost the crown for her partying ways. Ultimately, Miss USA owner Donald Trump spared her. Unlike the Conner case, Shugart said there is absolutely no evidence to indicate any type of substance abuse problems in Rima’s situation. Nonetheless, Fakih was still made talk to Conner about the incident. Fakih will surrender her crown during the Miss USA Pageant June 20. Given the personal restrictions that come with the gig – you have to be on your best behavior, at all times – it might be a bit of a release. From day one, Fakih has been raising red flags within the organization. Right after her win, pics of her pole-dancing for a promotional event conducted by Detroit morning radio show “Mojo in the Morning” surfaced. But after some investigation by MUO, it was determined that she didn’t breach any moral code of conduct, and thus was not stripped of her sash. “We usually like to keep a handle on them,” Shugart tells Fox. “We have talent managers to keep track, and they are supposed to tell us when they go out.” “Rima is definitely a high spirited, fun person. If she went out that night it wouldn’t surprise us. … I don’t know if I’ll ever know where she went.” Sounds like an organization The Dictator would love. [Photo: WENN.com]