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Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show of the Day

The fact that I wasn’t invited to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…after all the good I do for the brand and more importantly the girls in it…from following their every fucking move like some kind of creepy pervert who cares way too much about them….was a bit of a slap in the face…reminding me that blogging…at least this kind of blogging…even if I am 10 years deep into it…is some amateur hour shit… I gotta go mainstream…. Here are some pics of the infomercial I missed the taping off…which is probably a good thing…cuz no one wants a chronic masturbating homeless looking guy front row of any of their events….so I’ll just stick to the spray on hair and food dehydrator infomercials…I have yet to jerk off to…cuz I never got that desperate. Featuring the same half naked cast of characters…Ambrosio, Swanepoel, Lima, Kroes, Rihanna, Kerr, Heatherton, etc….. Here is NY Daily News Backstage…..talking to some of the models…..because they are a real media outlet and I am not…. Here is CBS talking to the girls backstage cuz they are a real media outlet….and I am not… HERE ARE THE REST OF THE PICS – TOO MANY TO POST HERE

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Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show of the Day

Rihanna’s Horny and Competitive Instagram Pic of the Day

I guess watching all those models…during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show she was the halftime performer along with Bieber at….do their bikini and lingerie model hustle…got Rihanna horny enough to post this. Or maybe it is one of those ego fighting ego….typical girl shit… Where they want to be the center of attention and be seen as sexy and as good as the actual lingerie models she was surrounded by…so she gets to posting this shit to be like “hey everyone…look at me…I am over here too”… Seriously…the best way to fuck a girl you want to fuck…is to fuck another girl and tell the girl you want to fuck all about it…cuz girls..instinctively love to compete….so predictable and I love it…

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Rihanna’s Horny and Competitive Instagram Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass and Titties for 10 Magazine of the Day

I don’t know why….but I really really like Candice Swanepoel a lot more than she likes me…I guess that’s the case with all girls…but only because girls despise me…they don’t give me a chance to charm them with my chronic masturbation, fear of commitment, love of polygamy and pornography….. Now I liked Candice Swanepoel before today’s 10 Magazine photoshoot was released…of her wearing a black wig like a hot, mysterious, South African spy from the 60s….secret agent who lived the life of a farmer turned Victoria’s Secret model…to not make anyone suspect of her evil, information gathering, AIDS medication robbing for the sake of saving her country strategy….you know a shoot where she’s showing off a little ass and a couple little titties….but now I like her even more than I did before…cuz getting a girl naked..or in my case seeing a girl naked…cuz girls never get naked for me….always make her more valuable in my heart…as well as in my soiled underwear. She’s a babe.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass and Titties for 10 Magazine of the Day