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Kate Moss’ Sister Lottie Takes a Stab at Modeling Thanks to Her Name Since That’s all it Takes of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is not necessarily being able to jerk off to her tit pics in magazines and tabloids, even though that would be my favorite thing about being Kate Moss’ sibling…it’s like jerking off to the hotter model girl version of yourself…and you know all porn siblings, from the Kardashians to Pam Anderson to anyone with a sex take has jerked off to their naked sister…because people are weird narcissists and genetic attraction is a thing… But that’s not the point of this story, this is about Lottie Moss, the younger Moss sister, who is actually only a half sister, and could even be Kate’s kid for all we know, you know families have secrets….but what isn’t secret is that this one is in magazine as a model, all because of her royal sister’s career…and it must be nice to be not as cute, riding coattails, getting an audience and paid…it’s like all you had to do was be born to make it happen…solid deal.. The post Kate Moss’ Sister Lottie Takes a Stab at Modeling Thanks to Her Name Since That’s all it Takes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scarlett Johansson in Marie Claire of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Overrated Scarlett Johannson who is in every major Blockbuster, and no one actually knows why wants you to know “Just because I’m the top-grossing actress of all time does not mean I’m the highest paid. I’ve had to fight for everything that I have. It’s such a fickle and political industry.” …..one that created a star out an average at best talent…. She also wants you to know that despite making millions she gets paid less than men – the struggle is real – but she’s smart enough to diffuse it onto real women not girls like her living some bullshit lie “women in all positions struggle for equality. It’s always an uphill battle and fight. My experience with my close female friends and family is that the struggle is real for everybody. Everyone has been discriminated against or harassed—sexism is real” She also wants you to know that she likes talking about vaginas “I want to talk about what’s happening with your vagina. I want to know why it hates you or whatever. I want to compare and contrast notes. I want to talk about sex and all that stuff.” I never read these things, so this is one of my first summaries of the interview that goes with the photoshoot you can’t jerk off to…. Because our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….not nearly as interesting as she used to be…which for the record wasn’t ever than interesting…but she happened…and here are the pics from some photoshoot that happened…as she promotes some bullshit overhyped movie…as she does… The post Scarlett Johansson in Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Kidman in Black and White for Interview of the Day

Posted on October 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always liked Tom Cruise’s original robot he never fucked because he’s gay…because of her great tits…that are probably because all of her is plastic…and botox…and/or the more expensive, lifelike silicon you find on the more expensive sex toys…as the hard plastic is for poor people and Nicole Kidman is not poor, but Hollywood glam from an era where actors got paid more insane money, even when they didn’t deserve it because it was all part of some movie producing racket…and now she’s in Interview magazine doing something that feels like old Hollywood Glam…..because along with Gun Laws…these Australians want to shit on your culture… I have never eating carrot pie, you know a little orange pussy, because for years, I was disgusted by them…I used to GINGER CUNT SHAME…and point at laugh at the fair skinned girls…even the pretty ones…because I just assumed they were freaks…and as I’ve learned about Gingers…they are freak…and that’s exactly why I want in on that…. But because I was so mean to them growing up, when so much ginger pussy was desperate and available….karma will not give me the shade of pubic hair I want…now that I’ve grown as a man and accept all shades of pubic hair…. I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about silly, but here they are anyway… The post Nicole Kidman in Black and White for Interview of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass and Titties for 10 Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why….but I really really like Candice Swanepoel a lot more than she likes me…I guess that’s the case with all girls…but only because girls despise me…they don’t give me a chance to charm them with my chronic masturbation, fear of commitment, love of polygamy and pornography….. Now I liked Candice Swanepoel before today’s 10 Magazine photoshoot was released…of her wearing a black wig like a hot, mysterious, South African spy from the 60s….secret agent who lived the life of a farmer turned Victoria’s Secret model…to not make anyone suspect of her evil, information gathering, AIDS medication robbing for the sake of saving her country strategy….you know a shoot where she’s showing off a little ass and a couple little titties….but now I like her even more than I did before…cuz getting a girl naked..or in my case seeing a girl naked…cuz girls never get naked for me….always make her more valuable in my heart…as well as in my soiled underwear. She’s a babe.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Psycho V Cover of the Day

Posted on November 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I already posted the Kate Moss / Rihanna photoshoot from V Magazine ….and here I was thinking that was the highlight of my day or at least of the issue..you know cramming two totally irrelevant girls I like more than they like me…even though I ultimately don’t give a fuck about them in any fucking way, shape or form…I mean other than looking at pics of them and their way, shape or form…cuz looking at pics is better than having to deal with their personality flaws… But apparently…the real hightlight of the magazine…is our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….who is now in some Hitchcock shit…and in promoting that…doin’ some Hitchcock themed covers…and as a fan of Hitchcock…shit works perfectly alright for me….not to mention she’s showing some cleavage…which is better than her showing her gutter tattoo ….

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Taylor Swift Vintage Bathing Suit Weirdness of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift is boring as shit….these bathing suit pictures are here to help prove my fucking point…I get it…she’s country, lives in Nashville, plays the whole wholesome act for her Christian fan base…it’s all a business to her…but I know there’s a LeAnn Rimes brewing somewhere deep inside of her…that I can only assume started to surface when she was getting fucked by serial womanizer who has pretty much had every chick in Hollywood, but more importanly has had his asshole licked by groupies I know here in Montreal….that he met that night…not that he rode out for a few months…cuz behind every slut is a dude who ruined her emotionally… Either way, here’s her vintage bathing suit, Hollywood Glam, 1950s erotica to you weird pinup loving rockabilly weirdos… She’s a little birdlike-but at least she’s not fat…

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