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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass and Titties for 10 Magazine of the Day

I don’t know why….but I really really like Candice Swanepoel a lot more than she likes me…I guess that’s the case with all girls…but only because girls despise me…they don’t give me a chance to charm them with my chronic masturbation, fear of commitment, love of polygamy and pornography….. Now I liked Candice Swanepoel before today’s 10 Magazine photoshoot was released…of her wearing a black wig like a hot, mysterious, South African spy from the 60s….secret agent who lived the life of a farmer turned Victoria’s Secret model…to not make anyone suspect of her evil, information gathering, AIDS medication robbing for the sake of saving her country strategy….you know a shoot where she’s showing off a little ass and a couple little titties….but now I like her even more than I did before…cuz getting a girl naked..or in my case seeing a girl naked…cuz girls never get naked for me….always make her more valuable in my heart…as well as in my soiled underwear. She’s a babe.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Psycho V Cover of the Day

I already posted the Kate Moss / Rihanna photoshoot from V Magazine ….and here I was thinking that was the highlight of my day or at least of the issue..you know cramming two totally irrelevant girls I like more than they like me…even though I ultimately don’t give a fuck about them in any fucking way, shape or form…I mean other than looking at pics of them and their way, shape or form…cuz looking at pics is better than having to deal with their personality flaws… But apparently…the real hightlight of the magazine…is our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….who is now in some Hitchcock shit…and in promoting that…doin’ some Hitchcock themed covers…and as a fan of Hitchcock…shit works perfectly alright for me….not to mention she’s showing some cleavage…which is better than her showing her gutter tattoo ….

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