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Sara Sampaio’s SKinny Bikini Pics of the Day

I used to think that the worst thing about Portuguese girls is pretty much everything…but I’m just saying that because I once had some portuguese boss who was a total bitch, but I’m not sure if he was actually a woman, or if he just acted like one. You know all heated, son of a fisherman, piece of shit…with some fat wife who thought she was a fucking princess, who I guess didn’t realize that Portugal, despite it’s beautiful landscape is the asshole of Europe…because as Portuguese, they stick amongst themselves… But then I’ve met some cool people from Portugal, some babes from Portugal, and I realized, the issue wasn’t Portuguese people, but rather first generation Canadian portuguese people, allowing me to find a love for the right Portuguese girl, you know the ones without the moustaches… That said, none of the Portuguese people I have met have ever heard of Sara Sampaio, even though she milks her Portuguese roots more than she milks the family cow for milk, at least based on her skinny fucking body, but maybe she just has a fast metabolism… All this to say this fat bitch, Sara Sampaio’s not so fat…in her bikini .. The post Sara Sampaio’s SKinny Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook Dressed Dumb while Riding a Bike of the DAy

Kelly Brook is pretty much a nobody UK titty model who moved to LA to star in what is probably the shittiest of movies…because I guess that’s what hollywood is about…taking fame seeking hookers and giving them a venue, no matter how low level, that feeds their ego… Well it looks like Kelly Brook has also been feeding her almost 40 face…at least in this Maternity looking Jumper that makes her body look fat, awkward and weird as fuck…something that I’ve been saying about Kelly Brook since I fist heard of her titty modelling…it’s like natural tits like that…don’t come with a fast metabolism, and any stupid pics you see of her are doctored as fuck, but more importantly she starves herself for 2 weeks before doing.. It don’t matter what the fuck she do. What matters is how dumb she looks when doing it – without her tits exposed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Dressed Dumb while Riding a Bike of the DAy