If a nipple has been licked and sucked on by Adam Levine….like Behati Prinsloo’s nipple…does it still count as a nipple…or does it represent all evil in this world… I guess I’ll let you figure that one out…but I’m going with it represents all evil…as we know it is the host body that will carry a baby to this world….but I don’t want to influence your opinion… The post Behati Prinsloo Nipple Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The only thing I don’t like about a girl named Jessica Szohr, is the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful sores on your genitals, since all the cool kids have it in a “OMg, you don’t have herpes, you totally haven’t been fucking high profile enough people”…it’s a horrible, vapid, empty, insane place this Hollywood bullshit…but if you want to make it to feed your little ego that tells you that you’ve got what it takes…you need a little more than your name to be SZOHR and a lot more of the rash on your cunt to be open sores…and based on her level of success and lesbianism on her social media, it’s safe to say…she may not have sores…but instead is just named SZOHR… Yes…I just did a useless rant about a girl I don’t know based on her name rhyming with sores…my life is pathetic. The post Jessica Szohr Kissing her Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to think that the worst thing about Portuguese girls is pretty much everything…but I’m just saying that because I once had some portuguese boss who was a total bitch, but I’m not sure if he was actually a woman, or if he just acted like one. You know all heated, son of a fisherman, piece of shit…with some fat wife who thought she was a fucking princess, who I guess didn’t realize that Portugal, despite it’s beautiful landscape is the asshole of Europe…because as Portuguese, they stick amongst themselves… But then I’ve met some cool people from Portugal, some babes from Portugal, and I realized, the issue wasn’t Portuguese people, but rather first generation Canadian portuguese people, allowing me to find a love for the right Portuguese girl, you know the ones without the moustaches… That said, none of the Portuguese people I have met have ever heard of Sara Sampaio, even though she milks her Portuguese roots more than she milks the family cow for milk, at least based on her skinny fucking body, but maybe she just has a fast metabolism… All this to say this fat bitch, Sara Sampaio’s not so fat…in her bikini .. The post Sara Sampaio’s SKinny Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maria Menounos’ pretty tight and amazing body in this tight dress is Greek. So part of being Greek is being into anal sex because it’s a genetic or cultural right of passage of some shit that I don’t question, I just embrace, because Anal sex is fun for guys with small penis’ who like the smell of shit on their did….even though most greek girls only fuck greek guys….but luckily french girls do it on the first date…. And a more important part of being Greek is being into Moustaches….that’s because some of the best, if not some of the only non hipster / non arab moustaches today are Greek…. That’s probably why her pussy is dripping down her leg for Tom Selleck that legendary Moustache of Hollywood. It must be a real fuck trippy experience for her to be that close to a moustache her dad and uncles used to look at with respect back in the 80s….and luckily she’s doing it in a tight dress.
