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Maria Menounos’ Hot TIght Dress Flirting with Tom Selleck’s Moustache of the Day

Maria Menounos’ pretty tight and amazing body in this tight dress is Greek. So part of being Greek is being into anal sex because it’s a genetic or cultural right of passage of some shit that I don’t question, I just embrace, because Anal sex is fun for guys with small penis’ who like the smell of shit on their did….even though most greek girls only fuck greek guys….but luckily french girls do it on the first date…. And a more important part of being Greek is being into Moustaches….that’s because some of the best, if not some of the only non hipster / non arab moustaches today are Greek…. That’s probably why her pussy is dripping down her leg for Tom Selleck that legendary Moustache of Hollywood. It must be a real fuck trippy experience for her to be that close to a moustache her dad and uncles used to look at with respect back in the 80s….and luckily she’s doing it in a tight dress.

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Maria Menounos’ Hot TIght Dress Flirting with Tom Selleck’s Moustache of the Day

LeAnn Rimes Playing It Up in a Bikini of the Day

So jumping up in the air doing spread eagles does some weirdness to a bitch’s ass…weirdness I don’t mind ….but then again so does grabbing some random person’s baby and posing with it…all for the paparazzi to notice her in her bikini with her round ass to strategically used to distract from her botox face and I figure watching a bitch break free from her wholesome beginnings and embrace the whore she always was makes for good times…it was all marketing and now she’s living the good life on the beach…I’d lie to my fans if I was her too… Here are a bunch of pics…I’m loving her thong inspired bikini bottoms even if I’m not really loving her…or her skeletor looking face…

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LeAnn Rimes Playing It Up in a Bikini of the Day