Tag Archives: our-secretary

Maria Menounos’ Hot TIght Dress Flirting with Tom Selleck’s Moustache of the Day

Maria Menounos’ pretty tight and amazing body in this tight dress is Greek. So part of being Greek is being into anal sex because it’s a genetic or cultural right of passage of some shit that I don’t question, I just embrace, because Anal sex is fun for guys with small penis’ who like the smell of shit on their did….even though most greek girls only fuck greek guys….but luckily french girls do it on the first date…. And a more important part of being Greek is being into Moustaches….that’s because some of the best, if not some of the only non hipster / non arab moustaches today are Greek…. That’s probably why her pussy is dripping down her leg for Tom Selleck that legendary Moustache of Hollywood. It must be a real fuck trippy experience for her to be that close to a moustache her dad and uncles used to look at with respect back in the 80s….and luckily she’s doing it in a tight dress.

Go here to see the original:
Maria Menounos’ Hot TIght Dress Flirting with Tom Selleck’s Moustache of the Day

LeAnn Rimes Playing It Up in a Bikini of the Day

So jumping up in the air doing spread eagles does some weirdness to a bitch’s ass…weirdness I don’t mind ….but then again so does grabbing some random person’s baby and posing with it…all for the paparazzi to notice her in her bikini with her round ass to strategically used to distract from her botox face and I figure watching a bitch break free from her wholesome beginnings and embrace the whore she always was makes for good times…it was all marketing and now she’s living the good life on the beach…I’d lie to my fans if I was her too… Here are a bunch of pics…I’m loving her thong inspired bikini bottoms even if I’m not really loving her…or her skeletor looking face…

Excerpt from:
LeAnn Rimes Playing It Up in a Bikini of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is Amazing on the Beach of the Day

Victoria’s Silvstedt may be a high class escort….living as the mistress to a billionaire…but who the fuck cares…does it really fucking matter how a bitch makes a living or whether she sucks midget dick for a dollar….what we need to focus on is that even though she’s 40 and dresses and acts like she’s still in her 20s posing for Playboy for the first time like it was still the 90s…and she was at the peak of her 5 minutes of fame….she’s still all hard bodied….and hot….and that’s coming from me, someone with a deep hatred for this bitch cuz she tried to sue me…not to mention I hate seeing young hot pussy droop and get sloppy…but for some reason it’s all good with this twat…and that reason stems for her not being fat and always willing to get in a bikini….good times…

Read the original:
Victoria Silvstedt is Amazing on the Beach of the Day

Rita Rusic’s Hot Beach Body of the Day

Old ladies with hot bodies can inspire….to make us believe..they bring us hope that not all the women we end up marrying will end up sloppy and disgusting on the beach when we go on vacation…and that not all the women we end up marry will look humiliating in a bikini and that not all the women we will marry will end up making us lose our sex drive completely cuz even the hot ones fall the fuck apart….before turning to hooker, our secretary, rape, or jerking off to unwholsome shit like our daughter’s 17 year old friends and our family pool party, cuz anything is better than the hell pussy we locked into…if you know what I mean…and that is that I don’t care what plastic surgery went into this…I am just glad it did….

Read more here:
Rita Rusic’s Hot Beach Body of the Day