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When is Jessica Simpson’s due date? Seriously, the woman looks like she’s big enough to be having quintuplets. Here she is running some errands over the weekend looking like I feel after about eight pints. Gross. The good news is that along with her ever growing belly comes some extra large chesticles. Those things have to be at their limit, they can’t get any bigger than this, they look like they could feed a couple of sets of twins. I’m going to miss them the most.