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Alexandra Daddario Sociological Study of the Tits of the Day

Here’s a sociological study that none of us needed to be exposed to, part of, run through….involving Alexandra Daddario, the tits from True Detective and whatever other scams she’s pulled with her tits….doing a stupid dance and sing along for some asshole who is filming her, laughing at her, pandering to her, thinking she’s funny, encouraging her to keep up the funny, all while pretty much humilating herself…unless people actually like this humor, in which case I’ll understand why I am obscure… You watch this and think…god this is bad…who is this woman…she’s trash, she’s garbage, get rid of her… But then you cross reference it to some photoshoot from whenever for whatever, wherever…of her tits…and it’s like…keep acting like an idiot Mariah…you can do no wrong… Men are but a simple creature. The post Alexandra Daddario Sociological Study of the Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Slutty of the Day

Sarah Hyland got a boyfriend – who I assume is a gay dude trying to climb the ranks of the LA social ladder – because his girlfriend is a big TV star or some shit….it’s what gay dudes do to get ahead… So I guess she finally feels hot…because now someone is going down on her…and I assume no one has really gone down on her before…because she’s really fucking weird looking ….then I remember rich girls can be as weird looking as weird gets – it don’t matter – dudes will still get up in it cuz we are perverts.. But as it turns out, she’s also pretty fucking annoying. I don’t know why every woman out there demanding equality and respect is a selfie pornographer. But they are. The post Sarah Hyland Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sistine Stallone Tits in a Pushup Bra of the Day

Sistine Stallone, who based on her face is a little too Stallone for my liking, you know when it comes to looking at women, it’s nice that they have womanly features, but who is still a Stallone heir, meaning she’s got that trust fund, making that money and doing whatever it is that she does, likely nothing…..to feel some sense of purpose or relevance… The fact is that she’s got a better life than any of us, but she’s also probably more miserable than any of us, and not in a lets hate on rich people, they can’t be happy they are rich kind of way, but in a she’s gotta go through life with that face, no bank account balance, or luxury vacation will ever change that… But at least she’s skinny… So skinny that she’s maximizing hte little tits as hard as she can in her push up bra…but skinny…is good, worth celebrating, and redeeming….because a face doesn’t matter especially in doggy style position… So that long flattened face…looking like she was one of Rocky’s Speed Bag…is worth noticing, at least that’s what she wants you to believe. Tits Out. The post Sistine Stallone Tits in a Pushup Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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