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Sarah Hyland Slutty of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Hyland got a boyfriend – who I assume is a gay dude trying to climb the ranks of the LA social ladder – because his girlfriend is a big TV star or some shit….it’s what gay dudes do to get ahead… So I guess she finally feels hot…because now someone is going down on her…and I assume no one has really gone down on her before…because she’s really fucking weird looking ….then I remember rich girls can be as weird looking as weird gets – it don’t matter – dudes will still get up in it cuz we are perverts.. But as it turns out, she’s also pretty fucking annoying. I don’t know why every woman out there demanding equality and respect is a selfie pornographer. But they are. The post Sarah Hyland Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sistine Stallone Tits in a Pushup Bra of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sistine Stallone, who based on her face is a little too Stallone for my liking, you know when it comes to looking at women, it’s nice that they have womanly features, but who is still a Stallone heir, meaning she’s got that trust fund, making that money and doing whatever it is that she does, likely nothing…..to feel some sense of purpose or relevance… The fact is that she’s got a better life than any of us, but she’s also probably more miserable than any of us, and not in a lets hate on rich people, they can’t be happy they are rich kind of way, but in a she’s gotta go through life with that face, no bank account balance, or luxury vacation will ever change that… But at least she’s skinny… So skinny that she’s maximizing hte little tits as hard as she can in her push up bra…but skinny…is good, worth celebrating, and redeeming….because a face doesn’t matter especially in doggy style position… So that long flattened face…looking like she was one of Rocky’s Speed Bag…is worth noticing, at least that’s what she wants you to believe. Tits Out. The post Sistine Stallone Tits in a Pushup Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Christie Brinkley is Still Amazing of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christie Brinkley, even at 100 fucking years old, is amazing and may or may not be hot enough for me to jerk off to, even if I really tried, because I don’t like old used up women, but who I can still use to remind me of the the titties that once were jerked off to by me, because she’s still got it going on…and by it, I don’t mean her period, she’s too old for that…which I guess is a selling point if she wasn’t Christie Brinkley, because getting her pregnant, a curse to so many on so many levels with so many women, isn’t a curse with this one, because it would be a K-Fed situation…a K-Fed situation now made impossible…cuz she’s 100 fucking years old…but at least she still looks good at the SI 50 Year Anniversary of Swimsuit event I wasn’t invited to but where Chrissy Teigen was invited…because she’s the biggest scam around.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

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Ireland Baldwin at the SI Swim Event of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin has messaged me before…her and her dad lost their shit on me and blocked me for being such a good guy…you know the misunderstood hero in this story that is life…and that rejection is probably why I bother looking at her instagram because I prefer girls who hate me. I find it more appealing, but also I don’t have to question what is wrong with them on a psychological level in that they would let me up in them… That said, she’s now an IMG model because she’s 6 foot 5 and big and I guess either in this years SI Swimsuit cuz she matters enough to have her team of agents push her onto magazines catering to a younger audience…because their existing audience is dying and don’t use computers…and I guess part of that becoming a model amongst other titty models involves showing off your tits as hard as you can. TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

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Daniela Braga Gets Sexy for Nasty Gal of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When your hipster fashion company is called Nasty Gal, you gotta bring the fucking goods, even if you’ve lost total touch with where you started and are no longer a hipster, but a corporate girl living the life of luxury cuz the world has eaten up and decided sets the trends of tomorrow, even though it’s all shit I’ve seen before and I know nothing about fashion…. Daniela Braga is the model..and althoug I’d prefer more nipple and labia if it was my ideal fashion shoot…seeing a babe on a quad in lace panties…even granny panties…is fucking sexy… Good job bitches.

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Kaley Cuoco Photoshopped Skinny in Self Magazine 2013 of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kaley Cuoco is a chunker…I have seen her on that show…unfortunately…at least once…and I know for a fact THAT SHE IS DUMPY, SLOPPY, HARD NIPPLED AND HAS NO MUSCLE TONE ….making me think modern technology is trying to trick me into thinking her killing John Ritter like she was Courtney Love and he was Kurt Cobain…you know to make people sympathize with her and propel her to hit TV shows…hasn’t lead to some emotional eating…depression…chronic fatigue and overall laziness…not that she directly killed him, it’s just that when she was 18 and on that show…she was a real heartstopper…LOLZ… That said…those days are behind her….but not if Self Magazine has anything to do with it…

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Kate Moss in her Bikini in St Barths of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Guess who is a huge fan of Kate Moss and who thinks she’s amazing..with her rockstar, party slut, deadbeat mom, hard drinking cocaine snorting, rockstar fucking lifestyle…coupled with her constant topless modeling….that makes these bikini pics almost uninteresting….and that makes for someone I have never masturbated to, but totally would if involved her sitting on my face…as dirty pussy has the most flavor when it comes to eating….and I love flavor…I’m a foodie like that…you know at least when it comes to pussy… That said…here is a pic of her earlier in the day….showing her nipple…cuz that’s what she does…that and never letting me down…duh… TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE EVEN MORE OF HER IN A BIKINI I AM TALKING EVERY SINGLE PIC FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sarah Hyland Isn’t 14 for Glamoholic Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of two things happened in this Photoshoot with Sarah Hyland, the 12 year old on Modern Family who is actually not 12, but who was probably on hormone therapy by her stage parents, cuz you don’t get on a hit TV show even at 18, without having stage parents who throw you into the shit head first for as money money as they can get…cuz protitution comes in all forms…. So either Sarah Hyland hit puberty….and figured now was as good a time as any to show off her new womanly body….or…..she always had this body and spending time with guestionable character Sofia Vergara, single mother from Colombia turned Emmy Winner….instead of back alley hooker….has been the mother Sarah Hyland has never had…telling her to “show them tits as hard and fast as you can cuz it will open doors for you”… And whatever the reason for this shoot…I’m kinda happy it happened….cuz I feel less creepy masturbating to her now that I know she’s got her period….

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Ashley Greene’s Tight Pants Leave Gym of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Ashley Greene, or as I like to call her, the manipulator of teenagers everywhere thanks to a solid PR team who managed to use vampires and the Jonas brothers to establish herself as someone relevant and here to stay, and she’s showing off her toned, work out addicted tits as hard as she fucking can, you know really pushing them to their limits of cleavage capabilities and I assume you probably like it…cuz you are like me and like all things with vaginas as long as they aren’t fat and even if they are fat…I’ll do it cuz the vagina has that grip on me….from barnyard animals to street hookers and everything in between…making me pretty easy to fucking please…which is pretty obvious if you take a look at these pics…and see that there’s really nothing special about them, yet I’m still celebrating them….making this whole thing way weird.

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Kelly Brook Staged Loving Post Abortion Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but I’m too lazy to dig through the archives of this site, cuz I really don’t care enough to bother, however, the report claims these are some post “Miscarriage” pics of Kelly Brook and her baby daddy who never was, cuz they decided it was best for her career to abort, after the publicity of her pregnancy died down, pretend its a miscarriage and go back to exploiting her natural tits as hard as she can before hitting 40, at least that’s what I assume happened…. Here she is trying to strike a nerve with the public by bringing out her lover and showing how much she loves him in this dark time, you know sticking together through the rough patch bullshit, but hiring a paparazzi to spread the word all while showing off her massive tits in a conservative one piece bathing suit, cuz sluts who have abortions just go right back to bikinis, while suffering and hurting women go to one pieves…. as to seem still devastated over the “Miscarriage”, and who really cares, cuz as I mentioned, and where you should have stopped reading, provided you are reading, she brought out her tits… Sure, I like her better FULLY NAKED AND CONVERED IN LIPSTICK WHILE HER PUSSY WINKS / STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME , but this will do…

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