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Behati Prinsloo Got Some Juicy Jeans of the Day

Behati Prinsloo is unfortunately tainted by Adam Levine so bad that she’s willing to marry the motherfucker… I guess that’s just what these models do in their off time, they fight with each other to see who can land the biggest earning musician… Behati is so bad at it, that she was willing to get back with said musician, who happens to be Adam Levine, after dated 3-4 other models who are hotter than her after they broke up… I guess hat’s what true love is all about people…we just need to use models to show us the light…the light that is getting knocked the fuck up as fast as possible and not worrying about who else he fucks as long as you’re the one legally in line for 50% of his assets or at least a decent alimony settlement even though you make a million dollars or more a year as a fucking model. Because it’s all about winning the “which A-Lister can you marry and get impregnated by”…contest… I find her pathetic, but she’s an immigrant and doesn’t know better, and here she is in pants for Juicy, Juicy Pants for a Juicy girl, who only gets Juicy if you have so much radio play people want you and your high pitched voice dead.

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Stripper Files: Octomom Sued For Neglecting Her Stripper Duties

Octomom Sued For Missing Stripper Engagements Octomom even fails at slutting. SMH. Nadya Suleman, or Octomom as she’s still fondly labeled, is being threatened with legal action from T’s Lounge, a classy strip joint in West Palm Beach, Florida. Suleman was scheduled to perform July 11-14, but she canceled her limited engagement earlier this month. According to Octomom’s rep, Gina Rodriguez, Suleman was turned off by a T’s Lounge bartender, who said, “She must be a little crazy. Normal people don’t have that many children.” How dare he. But no, normal people don’t get impregnated with eight fetuses at once — and I can say that, because Octomom is not scheduled to perform at my strip club. In the wake of the potential lawsuit, Rodriguez stands by her client, and insists that Suleman pulled out of the stripping gig for legitimate reasons. Nadya will not be appearing at this club in July or in the future. Nadya felt defamed and was in fear for her life to step into a club where they have already set a negative tone. “In fear for her life” doesn’t sound like an overstatement or anything. Naturally, Suleman plans to countersue T’s Lounge for defamation. She has retained an attorney, who is apparently not Gloria Allred. Someone explain this whole thing. What kind of human beings would pay or want to see Octomom buck booty buff? Ew times 25. Source

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Stripper Files: Octomom Sued For Neglecting Her Stripper Duties