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Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Asa Akira’s Presidential Offer of the Day

Asa Akira…my best friend I’ve never met…my girlfriend I’ve never dated….my lover I have never slept with but would enjoy licking like a popsicle until she was raw, chapped and in need of topical cream….is hosting the AVNs this year…and to either promote that…or to just give me erections in my heart…just released this video asking whoever loses the presidential election to be her co-host…which would be interesting…especially if it was the Mormon, anti-abortion unless his teen mistress gets pregnant and needs one Romney….. But I am a little hurt, because she really she should be asking me to be her co-host…as we hold hand and gaze into each others eyes romantically….but I guess she’s just not into me like that…she’s too famous for insignificant people lke me…and that would probably break my heart…if I had a heart…I blame my autism for my lack of feelings….or ability to understand human contact…. Either way, cute video….

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