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Eilana Jones Canadiana Tits of the Day

Eliana Jones is some Canadian content for you perverts…I never met her at the Igloo festival, where Canadians cover themselves in Maple Syrup, and let beavers lick us clean, but she was on some show called Hemlock Grove….whatever the fuck that is….and has big tits…that she’s got out…showing people what it is like to be a 20 year old making it as an actor, getting invited to events, where she gets to pull her tits out…you know I mean …she’s fucking busty and I believe she has a very substantial career ahead of her for the simple reason that people love big tits on a skinny girl and by people, I mean me… The best thing about her is that she even dates a Hockey Player….I mean….that’s the Canadian dream right here…right now…girls are raised to want this…and these tits are getting it… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Eilana Jones Canadiana Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eilana Jones Canadiana Tits of the Day

Eilana Jones Canadiana Tits of the Day

Eliana Jones is some Canadian content for you perverts…I never met her at the Igloo festival, where Canadians cover themselves in Maple Syrup, and let beavers lick us clean, but she was on some show called Hemlock Grove….whatever the fuck that is….and has big tits…that she’s got out…showing people what it is like to be a 20 year old making it as an actor, getting invited to events, where she gets to pull her tits out…you know I mean …she’s fucking busty and I believe she has a very substantial career ahead of her for the simple reason that people love big tits on a skinny girl and by people, I mean me… The best thing about her is that she even dates a Hockey Player….I mean….that’s the Canadian dream right here…right now…girls are raised to want this…and these tits are getting it… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Eilana Jones Canadiana Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Stella Hudgens Has Huge Tits of the Day

Stella Hudgens is the sister who gets to piggy back on her older sister’s existence – without actually having to work or do anything with her life. Good deal. I am sure when she was younger, she was jealous her sister was the one on TV, sending nude pics to people, getting in the press…but now that she’s older, she may or may not realize that she’s able to get an audience of her own – just because of her last name – as well as access to anything she wants access to…and she doesn’t even have to work. You know, getting house given to her by her sister – or cars, or even just using some of her sister’s shit – because they are sisters…and she can always leverage that. Allowing her to have the free time to take pics of her tits by the pool or at events her sister brings her to as her plus one. Sounds pretty awesome to me… Life as the plus 1 – is the life everyone should want to have, it’s less pressure than being the asshole who gets the plus 1 who has to be someone to be invited in the first place… And I guess what I’m saying is great tits… Here’s Vanessa Hudgens, the more famous, less busty sister to compare tits with…and to have a sister fetish that every dude ever obviously has…but rarely pulls off unless the family is seriously dysfunctional, raped by their dad dysfunctional…because normally sisters, even being jealous and catty of each other…rarely fuck the same dude…making it something we covet and want more than if it was an everyday thing. The post Stella Hudgens Has Huge Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jamie Chung Has No Nipples of the Day

I don’t know who Jamie Chung is – but apparently she does’t have nipples. I just googled her. She was o an MTV Show in 2004 called The Real World – back when reality TV was social media and these losers became celebrities from being on the show – getting invited to events and shit…while now they just have to post tit pics on instagram… Something I assume Jamie Chung, can’t do thanks to having no nipples…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Jamie Chung Has No Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Notice Ireland Baldwin Cuz Her Daddy Never Did of the Day

I like that Ireland Baldwin is this big, tall, tranny-like aspiring model with famous parents and access to the Hollywood life and a lot of money, yet she’s failing and the only invents she’s getting invited to, possibly paid 100 dollars to attend, are the opening night celebration for Knotts Scary Farm…Halloween themed theme park… I am sure she’s got a fine relationship with her dad, I mean he’s actually aggressively tweeted at me from his Charity, that she probably runs the social media for, to feel like she’s working for her 10k a month allowance…you know where he lets her pretend to be him so she can tweet at herself as him and feel like he actually takes 5 minutes of time to take his head out of his ass and notice her amongst all his other kids… But I like to think…she’s a product of the hollywood kid, tormented, weird, an outcast no one wants…because they only want her parents, even though so many of these other celeb kids are wanted, why can’t this one be wanted…it’s enough to give a person an identity crisis and go from straight to gay to goth to rehab to eating zombies…. It’s all so magical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Notice Ireland Baldwin Cuz Her Daddy Never Did of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff’s Juicy Thickness

I try to stay away from celebrity gossip and focus on more important stuff like celebrity bikini pictures, but I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been following this whole Hilary Duff on Tinder thing. But I just heard Hilary stopped using it after a bunch of dudes swiped left on my second-favorite MILF. And I don’t get it. Sure, maybe Hilary’s legs are looking a little thicker these days, but I’d still kill to take her out on a date. In fact, I know a great little pizza place as long as she doesn’t mind cold leftovers that’ve been sitting on my floor for weeks. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Cleavage Show

I guess now that everyone’s stopped talking about the Entourage movie, my #1 favorite B-list hottie  Emmanuelle Chriqui has stopped getting invited to big Hollywood movie premieres, and instead she’s back to just looking her usual smoking hot self at random events in LA. Like this jewelry store grand opening. Which actually gives me an idea: if Emmanuelle’s free next week, I’d like to invite her to the grand opening of my bedroom door. She can even cut the ribbon if she wants. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sara Sampaio’s Sexy Cleavage Show

Here’s one of my favorite new Victoria’s Secret hotties Sara Sampaio at the Age of Adaline premiere in New York. And now that Sara’s landing Carl’s Jr. ads and getting invited to movie premieres, it looks like I officially missed my chance with the smoking hot model. OK, so fine, I didn’t have much of a shot even when she wasn’t a household name, but 0.0000000001% is still better than nothing. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Micaela Schafer Does Halloween of the Day

You probably don’t know who Micaela Schafer, even though she’s an angel sent from heaven left in Germany to fame whore in the best way possible…by getting totally fucking naked… She’s done this a bunch of times the last few years, it’s pretty desperate but she’s either 30 or older and I guess she figured she’s got naked for free all these years, she might as well do it to help build up her brand… So she started getting invited to events where she would dress up – or dress down to get some buzz, she got addicted to the coverage and continues to bring it…and to me, she’s the most important thing out of Germany or even Europe right now…because she brings hope that all the other failed actors and models and strippers will do the same nonsense using their contacts they’ve made – because I like this titty in public cry for attention…it’s the level of desperation and pathetic I can get off to, especially since she’s a babe.

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Maitland Ward’s Subtle Dress of the Day

I wrote about Maitland Ward yesterday , if you consider what I do actually writing… I mean I see letters but they don’t actually mean anything…sure they are words but ultimately just nonsenese…but what I was getting at is that this Maitland is busty, she’s never really made it in Hollywood, her claim to fame was Boy Meets World a long time ago, and now she’s on some promo tour, getting invited to obscure event where the paparazzi is, and getting naked – in revealing dresses…shameless attention seeking… I don’t know if she’s trying to promote anything, maybe filming a documentary, or just bored and looking for something of substance… I just know that she’s doing this everyday, she’s on some kind of half naked mission and I would be crazy to try to stop her – because it is funny, sad, and touches me on so many levels – I wish every girl was this eager to get noticed and on the blogs…but then I guess Maitland would be nothing special…and clearly she’s pretty fucking special… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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