I know old people aren’t typically supposed to know how to use cell phones or technology, but I sure am glad someone at the Hottie Retirement Home taught Elizabeth Hurley how to use Instagram, because the 52-year-old cougar is a real natural. Then again, I guess she’s had years of experience at giving dudes five-alarm pants fires. All I know is, this is hands down the hottest Insta-cougar I’ve ever seen in the wild. Yow!
A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:35am PST It may not be Vertans Day…but I am thankful for comedian and all around good time…bringing joy to my life…making fun of sluts…by being slutty….babe @AshleyInLA on INSTAGRAM
I am not thankful for Taylor Swift’s existence, or her music, that crosses all genres and walks of life, that is totally accessible making her more rich than god… I am not thankful that I have to listen to it, and that I know the words even though I’ve never actively or intentionally listened to it. I am not thankful that she did it by playing the slutty girl just looking for love, who could never find love, because men were using her…. I would be more thankful if she embraced her inner slut and ran with it, like all the young feminsts are doing…instead of giving dudes a bad name….and spinning stories like a liar to make a fortune…because you and your team are marketing geniuses… Here she is not slutty, because she’s not slutty publicly, even though we all know there are dudes out there with stories we want to hear….not because she’s hot, but because seeing her getting rammed up the ass, like she does or did before lesbianism, would be fullfilling….like a thanksgiving turkey…
