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Lady GaGa Forgets Her Pants

I find it amazing what celebrities can get away with, here’s Lady GaGa doing some shopping the other day without any pants on. I get that she’s trying to be provocative, but give me a break. Someone needs to book her a gig in Singapore and watch the sparks fly. When I tried to do a little holiday shopping last week in an outfit not unlike this one, I received the beating of a lifetime by the security guards. Who knew testicles in a mall were considered so offensive. Double standard.

CoCo’s Got A Big Booty… We Get It

I’m all for a chick with some curves on her, but I think this is getting a little out of hand. Here are a couple of self pics of Nicole ‘CoCo’ Austin in her tight red dress showing off an absolutely massive amount of booty. There is such a thing as too much booty, don’t let the rap songs fool you, this is one of those situation. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still like to go a few rounds with this thing just to see what all the fuss is about, but it’s a little much. Imagine her riding a bicycle… Weird.

CoCo’s Got A Big Booty… We Get It

I’m all for a chick with some curves on her, but I think this is getting a little out of hand. Here are a couple of self pics of Nicole ‘CoCo’ Austin in her tight red dress showing off an absolutely massive amount of booty. There is such a thing as too much booty, don’t let the rap songs fool you, this is one of those situation. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still like to go a few rounds with this thing just to see what all the fuss is about, but it’s a little much. Imagine her riding a bicycle… Weird.

Christina Aguilera Covers Up The Lady Bits

Is it just me or is single Christina Aguilera almost more boring than married Christina Aguilera ? Here she is covering up her lady junk while she gets out of a car the other day. I for one am pretty glad that she’s covering up, if you’ve ever seen lady parts stuffed into pantyhose you know exactly what I’m talking about. Not good. Anyhow, if she’s not in a tight dress or showing off some impressive orange cleavage, I don’t really have any use for this chick anymore.

Christina Aguilera Gives Me Bedroom Eyes

I don’t know what these pictures of Christina Aguilera are for, first day of school or driver’s license photos come to mind, who knows, but I do know that she looks alright in them. I prefer her wearing giant sunglasses and shaking her ass on stage somewhere to just standing there staring at me like I’m an a-hole, I pay good money at the strip club for that service, but her chesticles look nice so I’ll let it slide this time.

Jessica Alba’s Cleavage Makes Me Happy

Here’s Jessica Alba in New York City looking pretty damn amazing in her sexy little dress. I was in just New York City for the weekend, why didn’t anyone tell me Jessica was going to be there? We could have hung out in the park, shared a corned beef sandwich at some deli and finally start that passionate affair we’ve been talking about… Ok I’ve been talking about it, but it still counts. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Christina Aguilera Flashes Some Curves

I don’t see Christina Aguilera as much as I used to so I like it when she gets herself all dolled up for me. Here she is at some event the other day in a sexy little black number giving me a nice look at her tasty curves. What a tease, this is how laptops get ruined. more pictures of Christina Aguilera here

Christina Aguilera’s Missing Cleavage

I think Christina Aguilera needs to get fitted with one of those magical Paris Hilton bras because her delightful funbags seem to be deflated. What a let down… Literally. Luckily what she lacks in the chesticle department she more than makes up for with an awesome tight dress. Not to mention that she’s showing off about a foot of cleavage, or at least skin where cleavage should be. Too bad, almost some really hot pictures.

Christina Aguilera’s Sexy Clown Costume

These pictures of Christina Aguilera performing the other day are a little more like it, she still looks kinda like an older Celine Dion , but at least she’s wearing some slutty booty shorts to offset all the clown make up. I’m not a big fan of the pantyhose under the short shorts though, it just seems like a waste of time and energy to me. Don’t be shy princess, let it all hang out. She really needs to change her look, she’s getting a little haggard. Don’t ask me where, but I’ve seen trannys who wear less makeup than this chick. more pictures of Christina Aguilera here

Christina Aguilera’s Sexiness Is Dropping Fast

It might just be me but Christina Aguilera has become a caricature of her former self, her bleached hair and silly slut lipstick makes her look like a clown. Sure sometimes she’s a sexy clown, but a clown just the same. Seriously though, she used to be hot, has a good voice and knows how to move her little body, she doesn’t need to rely on gimmicky costumes like this. Stick to tiny little booty shorts or mini skirts and sweaty, slutty, girl on girl music videos and you’ll be just fine. She’s starting to look like an old Celine Dion.