There is a scandal…a real fucking scandal that is going on on the interesting….internet of shit…. It’s a made up scandal created by the subject of the scandal herself….Gwyneth Paltrow, who’s GOOP account posted this nude on social media without identifying the bare ass of the unknown blonde doing nudity therapy she probably read in some internet health guru’s facebook, only to reapply it to her health guruing… They are trying to position it as a who done it, or who butt is it…and obviously that is an ass of a 50 year old woman so who fucking cares….assume it is PALTROW, acknowledge it looks old, sad and lonely….and move on…it doesn’t make it any less deflated if it belongs to her or some body double…it’s all equally fucking sick…and steamed. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Potentially Gwyneth Paltrow Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
‘My mom always told me to pack two jackets for red carpets,’ Seacrest writes after Sacha Baron Cohen spills ‘ash’ on him. By Jocelyn Vena Diddy arrives at the 2012 Oscars Photo: Getty Images During Sunday night’s (February 26) Oscars , celebrities took to Twitter to react to the wins (both their own and those of their colleagues), the looks , the show itself, and, of course, that Dictator stunt pulled on Ryan Seacrest . “My mom always told me to pack two jackets for red carpets,” Seacrest joked about being plastered with “ashes” on the red carpet by Sacha Baron Cohen, who was done up in his Dictator character. “Always wondered why. Now I know.” His lady love, Julianne Hough, also laughed off the incident, adding, “Awe! @RyanSeacrest It’s ok, we’ll just make pancakes with the leftovers! #goodcomposure ;)” Diddy managed to snag some Oscar gold as the executive producer of the Best Documentary winner, “Undefeated.” “God is the greatest!!!!” he wrote . “Thank you! #undefeated!!!!” He later added, “I am buggin.” He got some love from a number of folks, including Ellen DeGeneres, who wrote , “@iamdiddy did it! Congratulations on Best Documentary!” Justin Bieber took to Twitter to congratulate host Billy Crystal, who featured the young pop star in his opening montage. “a BIG SHOUTOUT to Billy Crystal. Thanks for letting be a part of the show and you killed it tonight. #muchlove,” he wrote. One of the big topics of the night was Octavia Spencer, who won for her supporting role in “The Help.” Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson wrote , “Yes!!!! Welcome to the family Octavia !! Congrats!!! Amazing!!” “Vampire Diaries” star Ian Somerhalder also had love for Spencer, writing , “Congratulations Octavia!!!!!! You deserve this- you’re amazing. Enjoy it, it’s your night Xo Ian.” Despite not taking home an Oscar for “My Week With Marilyn,” Michelle Williams seems to have made a friend in Perez Hilton, who wrote , “There is something so delicate and precious about Michelle Williams! I just wanna be her friend and give her lots of hugs! #Oscars.” Hough was back on Twitter at the show’s end to send love to Meryl Streep, who did take home an Oscar for her lead role in “The Iron Lady.” “Meryl makes it possible to be the best at what you do yet still keep your values family and friendships first,” she said. “That’s what makes Meryl, Meryl.” While the show is all about that little statue that gets handed out to the winners, Kim Kardashian weighed in on some of the night’s looks. “Wow Angelina went fun & sexy!!!! LOVE,” she wrote . “OMG Gwenyth Paltrow looks soooo chic! WOW. Wow JLO looks amazing!!! Emma Stone looks beautiful! The glam on the red carpet is heating up!” The MTV Movies team has the 2012 Oscars covered! Keep it locked at MTV.com all night and beyond for updates on the night’s big winners and the best red-carpet fashion . Join the live conversation by tweeting @MTVNews with the hashtag #Oscars. Related Videos Oscars 2012: Show Highlights Oscars 2012: Red Carpet Highlights Related Photos Oscars 2012: Parties Oscars 2012: Winners
I never found Gwenyth Paltrow hot. So when she married her Coldplay singer and went into hiding in order to live her hippie bullshit fake-intellectual artist life. I was happy…. But apparently Gwenyth Paltrow has crawled out of her cave and started to make appearances because she’s in Iron Man 2…..like any hippie bullshit fake-intellectual artist would… Today she was on The View wearing this outfit where she was talking about how she trained 6 days a week for 1.5 hours a day and watched what she ate in preperation for this outfit and the funny thing is that I don’t think it would make a difference, cuz fat or not bitch is only getting work and only has a career cuz of her connected family members, so she’s should stop bothering trying and accept the fact that skinny or not she’s still ugly….a last name goes a long way…and apparently so does this Iron Man franchise cuz everyone is freaking out about the shit and really who gives a fuck or get excited about this shit…or about her…cuz she’s old, washed-up and ugly and in shorts…good times. Pics via Bauer
