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Miranda Kerr in a Towel of the Day

Either Miranda Kerr has implants, or she just gave birth, or is getting her period when this picture of her in a towel was professionally shot, while she was professionally made up, perpetuating unrealistic expectations for girls to look like, and unrealistic expectations of what guys want girls to look like, and I for one would like to thank her for that, because I am a firm believer that good looking people, although not necessarily smarter, certainly live better lives than ugly people..I mean Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber and lost her job for it, all while her coked up husband was at home sucking off dudes…and her nanny was raising her baby..not the best move, but still an awesome fucking story…better than any I’ve got… Good pic for a pretty ready to retire, just waiting for a replacement rich husband to marry…only she booked a Calvin Klein campaign which I guess forgot that Calvin Klein liked people to look 15 and on heroin…

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Miranda Kerr in a Towel of the Day

Pam Anderson for PETA of the Day

Pam Anderson despite being 100 and dying of HEP C…had gone to bat for the animals again in this made for PETA lingerie…and I can’t hate it because Pam Anderson in the 90s was someone I masturbated to…but more importantly I love animals and lingerie and I even love elderly women in lingerie because it is so entertaining…I would even pitch old folks homes to run our own lingerie fashion shows as part of my volunteering as an entertainment coordinator to get closer to their WILLS…but no one Folks home will hire me…but luckily, like innovating the Sex tape and late night bathing suit wearing TV, and now geriatric, terminal illness erotica…she’d can’t stop, won’t stop, yay…

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Pam Anderson for PETA of the Day

Rebecca Romijn’s Got Milk Bullshit of the Day

Remember Rebecca Rominjn Stamos ?? It turns out that she’s still alive and she’s getting prestigious work doing a “Got Milk “Campaign probably because she “Got Fat” and no one wants anything to do with her. All because she let that kid from My Secret Identity knock her up a couple of times and despite her almost see thru shirt, all I see are her vertical black and white striped dress strategically worn to hide her fucking fat ass.

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Rebecca Romijn’s Got Milk Bullshit of the Day

Obama Dancing of the Day

People are bitching about Obama dancing all the fucking time. He danced with J.Lo, he danced to Beyonce, now he’s dancing with some slut named Thalia, he just dances and fucking dances all the fucking time and the racist rednecks hate it because they think it is a black thing and everyone knows black people like to get down, and they want to see a more serious President, but I think it’s nice to see that he’s just happy to be alive and having a good time and taking advantage of his celebrity, it’s a lot better than some stuffy boring bullshit president and people should just let the man do his fucking thing while shaking his fucking thing, because serious is for old people and it’s nice that he’s just not drafting your kids and sending them off to get fucking killed or having backyard brawls with these chicks…

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