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Candice Swanepoel Has Crabs of the Day

She also has slaves. She’s South African, that’s kinda what those racists do, especially when they own farms and her family owns farms. It’s not anyone’s fault, it is just historical fact we can’t deny. Just like how the AIDS rate in South Africa is high enough to make you probably consider using a condom with someone like Candice Swanepoel, if you had any control of your penis provided you ever got close enough to Candice Swanepoel. It would be more of a “let’s risk this and hope she gets pregnant, is religious, pro life and stuck to me forever, I could use the monthly stipend”…you would just need to tolerate her awful, abrasive, trashier than Australian accent, which I could easily do.

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Candice Swanepoel Has Crabs of the Day

Selena Gomez “Taking a Shit” Selfie of the Day

I have a feeling that this is a picture of Selena Gomez “taking a shit” selfie. Which in case you didn’t know is the least sexy kind of selfie a girl can take, because no one want your 5 minutes you take to style your self shot bullshit, because you are an egotistical cunt to be while shitting. Most of us still don’t want to admit girls shit…even though We’ve all seen it. I am not too sure what LUPUS, a disease she has, does to her shitting. I just know that she posted that she worked out twice earlier in the day and was craving fast food or something along those fat girl guidelines…that leads to nasty shits…and I guess this is the after effect….while reading tweets…something 90 percent of people into shitting with their phones do…when they aren’t taking SELFIES…

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Selena Gomez “Taking a Shit” Selfie of the Day

Hanne Gaby Odiele Nipple for Harper’s Bazaar of the day

Hanne Gaby Odiele is a 26 year old model – she is from Belgium and she is showing her tit in an ad heavy magazine owned by the Hearst Corporation because tits in fashion magazines are marketable – but tits on smutty websites are considered porn. I am still trying to figure out who decides what tit is fashion and what tit is porn, when really no tit should be porn, it’s not like tit is the same as penetrative sex videos staring two massive cock and one girl with broken down daddy issues… It is this big mystery to me. Why can Hanne Gaby Odiele be sponsored by the LVMH Group of luxury…while some random trick topless is frowned upon. The world of advertising makes no sense to me, but I think it’s like a roller coaster if your tits are on someone over 5 foot 9 with a 24 waist it’s cool, cuz you’re no longer a woman anymore – but rather some kind of creature…sent to wear expensive clothing or not – depending on the photographer’s vision… And what it comes down to is that I still see nipples, and nipples are all that matter.

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Hanne Gaby Odiele Nipple for Harper’s Bazaar of the day

Katie Holmes Entering ‘New Phase’ In Her Life

‘I know who I am and where I want to go,’ Holmes told Elle six weeks ago, perhaps hinting at divorce plans. By Christina Garibaldi Katie Holmes on the cover of Elle Photo: Hearst Magazines

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American Psycho: The Music Video

Here's a fairly catchy, somewhat techno-y remix of “This Must Be The Place” set to a reenactment of American Psycho . Lydia Hearst is also involved which is weird, but I don't know, the whole thing kind of grows on you. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment