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Psycho Baseball Wife Anna Benson Tries To Rob Her Estranged Husband Dressed As Ninja With A Gun, Hatchet, Taser, & Bulletproof Vest

Wait, what??? Anna Benson Tries To Rob Her Estranged Husband Dressed As A Ninja Via NYPost Crazed “Baseball Wife” Anna Benson dressed like a ninja and armed herself with a gun, ammo, hatchet and taser to break into the home of estranged hubby and ex-Mets pitcher Kris Benson, demanding dough and calling him a “p—y,’’ a police report shows. The former Playboy Playmate and mom of four, 37, ambushed her stunned husband, 38, Sunday night as he exited the bathroom in the master bedroom of the home they once shared in Marietta, Ga., the document says. Anna Benson, dressed all in black, wore a bullet-proof vest and loaded ammo clip, cops said. She also had on her a black Taurus handgun, black hatchet, black baton, black taser, 13 rounds of ammunition, a bag of syringes — and a red “Batman” folding knife, authorities said. She demanded $30,000 from her husband, police said. Kris Benson said she pulled the gun out of her purse at one point, although she didn’t directly aim it in his direction. “It scared me,’’ he later told cops. Asked if he thought she’d shoot him, he said, “Maybe.’’ The shaken ex-Mets ace told his out-of-control wife that he had to get his wallet — and quickly fled to the basement, where he called 911, police said. This beyotch is NUTS. He then ran out of the house and into the woods to hide until police arrived. When cops got to the home, they found Anna Benson on the back porch smoking a cigarette. Told her husband had called them, she hissed, “He’s a f—ing p—y,’’ officers said. She added to the cops that she was just wearing the “tactical ballistic vest” “because it was a new model she was testing for a company’’ and she needed “to get it to mold to her body,’’ the police report said. She told the officers “she didn’t think that she did anything wrong and didn’t understand why we were making such a big deal out of this,’’ according to the report. The pair are in the middle of a bitter divorce battle. A judge tossed her from the home for good last month. LMAO @ “He’s a f***ing p****” Image via FHM

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The United States Of Chubby Lumpkins: Mexico Surpasses America As The Fattest Country In The World

Mexico Surpasses America As The Fattest Country In The World American chubby lumpkins, rejoice! Mexico has now officially been crowned the fattest country in the world, taking the crown from the United States, which held the number one spot on the list just last year. via THG Stand up and celebrate, America. Go ahead, you can do it. A new survey proves as much: American is no longer the fattest country in the world! According to a new report from the United Nations Food and Agricultural Organization, Mexico has taken over the top spot as the world’s fattest developed nation, bumping the U.S. to second. The results are based on percentage of residents 20 years of age and over whose BMI (Body Mass Index) is at least 30. Nearly one-third of Mexicans fall under this classification, while United States citizens are at 31.8 percent. Syria (31.6 percent) is on our plump tail in third, while Venezuela and Libya are tied for fourth at 30.8 percent. Abelardo Avila, a physician with Mexico’s National Nutrition Institute, says obesity is a “serious epidemic” in his nation and cites malnourishment among the poor as a leading cause of this poor showing. The report states that around 12 percent of the world’s developed population is overweight. Meh. Number two isn’t anything to celebrate either. We still have some work to do, folks! Shutterstock

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Hunger Games Online Advance Ticket Sales Bigger Than Twilight

First day advance ticket sales (i.e. sales on the first day tickets are made available) for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse had held the number one spot in Fandango history until this week, when the YA adaptation The Hunger Games took the crown . You hear that? It’s the sound of Lionsgate execs exhaling a month ahead of their franchise-starter’s March 23 debut. The Hunger Games could still drop off considerably after its first week of release, but this is a great early sign for Katniss & Co. [ Deadline ]

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