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Jorgie Porter is Amazing in FHM of the Day

Jorgie Porter is in some UK soap opera and now she is in FHM pulling some Kate Upton, getting out of the pool in a white T-shirt shit, only FHM photoshopped her nipples out of the pics, despite how much better shit would be if I knew what her nipple color and ratio was, but luckily, unlike my vision of UK girls all being disgusting, all toothless, fat and working class on lunch break at the mill during the industrial revolution….all mal-nourished on grey sludge….grey skinned….covered in soot….she’s got a lot of life to her….something I’d like to smear all over my face….because that’s the only way I know how to show love and appreciation….

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Rosie Jones Modeling Weird Lingerie of the Day

UK Glamour model Rosie Jones modeled some weird as fuck lingerie and despite the lingerie being weird as fuck…it is still worth looking at…..if anything, it can be a reminder to all you girls who are 7s, who feel you have no hope as a model, but would love to be a model, cuz modeling comes with the good life, and the ability to marry soccer players, that all it takes is some big tits, real or fake, and some fitness, and a willingness to get naked, and next thing you know, millions of dudes will be all over your shit…cuz if you look at Rosie Jones, someone everyone thinks is hot….it turns out that her features, at least her face, is not that hot….so it is all in the body…and that is easy to pull off…so get on it, and start sending me your test pics so I can masturbate to you. Thanks in advance. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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