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Khloe Kardashian & Scott Disick Pull Lame Prank on Kris Jenner

It's official: Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick are better at pulling pranks than Kourtney Kardashian. But it's also been made official in the past: This is a very low bar to clear. As depicted on a previous episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney apparently lacks any and all knowledge about what qualifies as a prank . She surprised her sister a few weeks back with a flash mob in the middle of a Los Angeles shopping center and… that was it. It never made any sense why such a move would have made Kim feel embarrassed or ashamed or anything negative at all. Here. Take a look at this video to see what we mean: This Sunday, meanwhile, Scott and Khloe will come together to pull one over on Kris Jenner. Annoyed at how she thinks of herself as some kind of art expert, they will present her with fake paintings by someone they claim is named Art Vandelay. (All Seinfeld fans just rolled over in their graves at George Constanza's famous pseudo name being abused in this manner.) Kris, of course, will think these are real and will walk around the house, wondering where she ought to hang them. As she does so, Disick and Kardashian will giggle in the background and debate just when they should come clean. It's … sort of funny? We guess? Again, it's better than what Kourtney tried to do to Kim. But that is saying very little. Will Scott and Khloe own up to their prank? And how will Kris react when they do so? Guess you'll need to tune in this Sunday night at 9/8c on E! to find out!

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Sara Sampaio Tits Out for Indian Vogue of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who has made it in America – because of her work as a sex worker for the billion dollar brand that knows how to strategically motivate their roster of hookers to post slutty content to their social media feeds – with money and bonuses Apparently, you can see Sara Sampaio’s nipples in this outfit, because pulling out nipples in outfits for fashion, like posting half nudes, is socially acceptable and encouraged to get you noticed… If you read the site, you’ll know that last year around this time, she did some speech I was unfortunately exposed to, where she discussed how a magazine called LUI, that was a porn mag, repurposed as a men’s magazine….that posted models naked…printed her nude pics…that she signed off on…despite her asking them not to… So that’s that….a nude model, who has a billionaire boyfriend, all because of getting nude, complaining about being nude…I find it pretty obnoxious….but here she is slutty out in various capacities… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Tits Out for Indian Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Marisa Papen Naked Motocross Erotica of the Day

Marisa Papen is some instagram whore who has positioned herself as some kind of artist because I guess getting naked on the internet works better if you position yourself as some kind of activist, when you’re really just some kind of exhibitionist…you know a stripper who doesn’t use the pole, but instead using the creepy instagram photographer to take nude pics for her so she get get her nakedness out there. A martyr who has had multiple instagram accounts deleted….who got naked before Instagram allowed nudity….and the point of the story is that she’s gone onto continue her nude modeling, because a set of tits with a will to get naked, will get naked, and here she is riding a motorcross with what I assume is one of the guys she fucks… There is a fetish in this somewhere….for you white trash motocross weirdos who like tits. Here she is naked for a titty magazine…good bush…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Marisa Papen Naked Motocross Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Pia Mia and her Bolt On Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day

Pia Mia was some good girl, barely famous, have Guam, so AMerican by formalities, who was sold off by her parents, who I assume are rich and who kind of established herself as some bootleg Disney star, but who went viral, and I’m not sure why, because this isn’t a Pia Mia biography, or moment in her life and existence… I am just posting pics she took with Terry Richardson, that are safe, boring, typical of the internet and instagram now that everyone takes half naked pics every fucking day of their lives, diluting the half naked pics that matter, bombarding me with noise, making me insanely bored of all photoshoots… Because of her bolt on tits… I always like 5 foot tall, young girls, with bolt on tits, trying to have a legitimate career, now that the whole immigrant child star on youtube due to a pimp of a mother…by showing those tits… I don’t really give a fuck about who or what Pia Mia is…I am just annoyed she’s not my waitress at one of those TIKI restaurants… The post Pia Mia and her Bolt On Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sasha Grey in Interview Magazine of the Day

The weirdest shit to me is that Sasha Grey managed to market herself as some kind of performing artist….who’s art is getting throat fucked….instead of ass some gutter whore with daddy issues and no shame because she likes the attention and more importantly the easy money that is far better than working in a stripclub or brothel for…. She’s seen as this mainstream cross over legitimate force….and now she’s doing fashion spreads for magazines like Interview….instead of being frowned upon in society of the gutter trash she is….. From gang bang and throat rape and getting fucked up the ass to taking on this…like she’s got anything interesting to offer other than her pussy and ass and mouth we’ve all seen violated….It just doesn’t make sense….send her back to where she belongs…the whole thing offends me more than any of her porn probably offends a religious person…

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