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Myla Sinanaj: Obsessed With Kim Kardashian! Getting Plastic Surgery to Look Like Her!

There was never any doubting Myla Sinanaj’s obsession with Kim Kardashian, but she’s apparently taking it to dramatic, stalkerish, disturbing new levels. She freely admits she is trying to emulate K-squared, she tells TMZ , and is about to get a bunch of plastic surgeries to look just like Kanye West’s baby mama. Issues. Myla Sinanaj , of course, dated Kim’s ex-husband Kris Humphries and lied about being pregnant with his baby, then made a sex tape called The Anti-Kim K . She says she’s just plain sick and tired of being called the “Fat Version of Kim K” though, and will do whatever it takes to rectify that problem. WHATEVER it takes. “I’m obsessed with her body and want mine to be exactly the same,” says Myla of Kim Kardashian and the $30,000 worth of operations she’s lined up. Dr. Matthew Schulman will do the honors, giving his client liposuction, lip injections and a boob job so that she closely resembles her apparent idol. Is anyone else getting a little freaked out over this? Not the porn star wannabe herself, that’s for sure. She says anyone who bashed her and Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim XXX will eat their words, adding that the plastic surgeries “will launch my career.” Somewhere, Farrah Abraham is already plotting to go under the knife for the 17th time just to make those hilarious fake boobs stand out from her rival. Question is. Who would you rather …   Kim Kardashian Myla Sinanaj View Poll »

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: Secretly Married (Not Really)!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are married! The couple has tied the knot in secret! At least according to OK! Magazine … so they’re totally not married basically. Of course, there is NO MENTION of when this happened, or what she wore, or really much of anything else … only that “official nuptials” are still to come. Whatever that means. In any case, Jolie and Pitt, the celebrity gossip tabloid reports, “exchanged their vows with a small sunset commitment ceremony at their L.A. mansion.” “Brad and Angelina both wanted to do something for family and no one else,” explains the alleged insider. “They were desperate to keep the ceremony private.” “One leak would have meant media chaos. They took great care to fool everyone by sneaking in flowers, booze, food and decorations after dark.” “It was incredibly emotional and there wasn’t a dry eye in the place.” Sort of like at THG when we read these hilarious fake quotes.

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Heidi Montag, Boobs Surface For Kristin Cavallari Baby Shower

Heidi Montag and her hilarious fake boobs resurfaced for former co-star Kristin Cavallari ‘s baby shower over the weekend in West Hollywood, Calif. Kristin Cavallari was seen showing off her growing baby bump in a black maxi dress at the event, while Montag flaunted some curves of her own. Check out the very-natural looking Heidi pictures below: Now broke and living in seclusion with hubs Spencer Pratt, Heidi sightings are few and far between. Such is the case when the 15 minutes expire. As for Cavallari, she is expecting her first child with fiance Jay Cutler, and she’s already talked about having more, even before she gets married. In any case, one is enough for now, and she’s loving pregnancy. “Had a great day at my baby shower!” she tweeted afterwards. Will Heidi and Spencer Pratt – who also showed up for the shower, along with his useless sister Stephanie – ever have kids? Probably, and scarily. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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Heidi Montag: The Superficial Music Video

Get ready for the Superficial side of Heidi Montag. We know, that’s the only size she has. This is a girl who values nothing but excess, fame, wealth and vanity (via unintentionally hilarious fake boobs ). For some reason, the ‘Tag continues to work toward a music “career,” and her latest contribution to that field is this hot music video for “Superficial.” That’s the title track from her album. If you’re one of the eight people who own it, we pity you. Unless it was a gag gift from someone, then awesome. “This is real footage we’ve collected over the years,” Heidi told People of the video. “I’m a reality star and wanted to bring that into my music video.” Superficial Music Video Right, the home movie look is to make it authentic . Or because no one would film a legit video for this and Spencer Pratt made it on PowerPoint. Details. “Someone like Lady Gaga has to fake paparazzi for her video and create that whole world but that’s the real life I live,” Heidi adds. “That’s my reality. ” Someone like Lady Gaga has actual talent, too. With that often comes music that actually sells and videos with actual budgets to promote it. Crazy! Tell us, what did you think of Heidi’s video?

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