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Here’s Hilary Swank showing off her hard body in a little bikini over the weekend. I’m not really feeling these pictures, you know, down there. This chick has always confused me, I don’t know if it was that movie where she had a penis that did it, or that she’s a little too in shape for my taste. Either way, it’s not working for me. I don’t like my women to have more muscle definition than I do. Not that that’s very hard to do, I’m a celebrity blogger after all. I doesn’t help that she’s got a chiseled jaw like a statue of a Greek god. At least her little boobs look alright.