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Megan Fox Keeps Hiding Her Hotness

Megan Fox is a hot piece of ass, so it’s really annoying when she heads out all covered up. Here she is out the other day in her dumpy period sweatpants trying to cover the only part of her body that actually still looks good in this rotten outfit. I guess if I was one of Hollywood’s hottest women out wearing disgusting clothing, I wouldn’t want anyone to recognize me either. Still disappointing.

Miranda Kerr Is Absolutely Stunning

Here’s Miranda Kerr looking amazing at some event. My only complaint is that her dress is a dress and not lingerie. Someone needs a new stylist. Call me.

Megan Fox Hotness Let Down

Megan Fox hasn’t been seen in a while, at last not by this guy, so I’m a little annoyed with these shots. I’m alright with women dressing down every now and again, sort of, but this head to toe sweatsuit get up just isn’t cool. This looks like someone who’s re-doing their bathroom, not a big time celebrity. Where’s the cleavage or the really tight pants that nobody else in the world can get away with wearing? What a let down. I blame her douche husband for this.

Megan Fox Just Got Much Hotter

I have to admit that the thought of Megan Fox hanging out with her sister was kind of hot, imagine TWO Megan Fox , but then I got a look at these pictures and things got back to normal in my pants. Nothing against the sister, I’m sure she’s very nice, but next to Megan you’re just not going to look all that good. I’m sure that’s how all my friends feel when they hang out with me. Yes! I’d still have a threesome with the two of them, you know, cause one of them is Megan Fox .

Annalynne McCord’s Nipples Are Chilly

I hate winter as much as the next guy, testicles weren’t designed to be cold, but the one thing I absolutely adore about the cold weather is the way it affects a woman’s nipples. Here’s AnnaLynne McCord showing us exactly what happens when the breast meets a stiff winter wind. Magical nipple boners. Perky, chilly nipples just make my day a whole lot better. The Nature Channel should do a documentary about them.

Megan Fox Assumes The Position

It’s been so long since I’ve seen pictures of Megan Fox , I almost didn’t recognize her, and then I saw her incredibly hot face and body and it all came rushing back to me like blood rushing to my penis at a strip club. She’s so hot. Here she is doing some sexy Christmas shopping in some amazingly hot hooker boots. I think I love her even more. Do you think her husband makes her wear those things to bed? Ugh, I don’t even want to think about it, it’s hot and annoying at the same time. I hate that guy. more pictures of Megan Fox here

Megan Fox Rocks The Skinny Jeans

When it comes to Megan Fox it doesn’t take a whole lot to get me worked up, so a few shots of her wearing some tight ass jeans and some sexy heels and I’m all a twitter. That’s old timey talk for horned up. Ever since she got married she’s been hiding out, holed up somewhere that her douche husband can keep his beady little eyes on her at all time. It’s really annoying. So I’m glad to see she’s out in the wild and looking better than ever. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Is Perfection

The idea of a chick in a pair of jeans and a turtleneck wouldn’t normally appeal to me, I would assume that that chick was someone who dresses up her cats for Halloween, but when you stuff that turtleneck and those jeans with someone like Megan Fox things change. This works for me. I mean it helps that she’s got an amazing body and her outfit is skin tight, but the woman is gorgeous. Prancing around in her high heels and holding the strap to her purse across her chest like that. I know what you’re up to, you know I’m watching, well played.

Megan Fox Spotted In Tight Pants

I’m not very pleased that we don’t see as much of Megan Fox as we used to, I don’t know why she’s been laying low so much over the last little while, but she’s been spotted out in the wild in some tight pants and I’ve got the shots for you. I blame it on the husband, it’s always the husband, he’s got to be the one keeping her under wraps. What a douche. He’s lucky enough to have fallen ass backwards into a marriage with one of the hottest women on the planet and he won’t let get a look at her from time to time. Real nice.

Megan Fox Hides The Good Stuff

It’s been a while since we’ve seen any really hot pictures of Megan Fox and it looks like we’re going to have to wait a little longer. Here she is getting into her SUV the other day hiding all the good parts from me. I mean she still looks good, she’s a really hot chick after all, but I want to see some cleavage or at least an ass shot or something. Someone throw so change on the ground, actually she’s filthy rich and not likely to bend over to pick up change… Someone throw some kittens on the ground. That should do the trick.