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Juliette Gone Bananas for Pineapples by Emanuele Ferrari of the Day

The models name is Juliette. She seems like a lot of fun as she plays with fruit…unfortunately not the way at least 10 girls from Tinder have played with fruit for me…yes….I have been sent banana sex videos that I’ve probably requested thanks to my insertion fetish and their having Bananas as the only phallus in the kitchen…I tried rolling pin…I tried frying pan…I tried dammit…but bananas were good… I’ve been following the photographer… Emanuele Ferrari for at least a week, probably longer..I know zero to nothing about her…I don’t even know if she is a she…but if she was, it’d probably be easier to recruit hot enough hipsters to get topless in American Apparel boy underwear…a fetish that exists and that I actually know a dude who has it…and I always thought it was weird..but mainly because the underwear he was into girls wearing was little kid superhero underwear…just fucked up…but that has nothing to do with any of this…. The post Juliette Gone Bananas for Pineapples by Emanuele Ferrari of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hugh Hefner: I Totally Gave It To Crystal Harris!

Hugh Hefner has an important point to make: He has totally made love to Crystal Harris. Multiple times! In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter , the Playboy founder goes into way too much detail about this insertion as a response to his ex-fiancee claiming over the summer that she wasn’t attracted to Hef and he was only inside of her for like two seconds one time . “We had sex with her and a girlfriend,” Hefner says. “We had sex the first night that we met with another girl, and it was such a nice relationship that I kept them both over for a weekend.” Awwww, that’s so sweet! Despite being burned by Crystal just a few days prior to their wedding , Hefner is remaining optimistic. He tells the publication: “I’m looking for a partner. A romantic partner.” She just better have fake breasts, blonde hair and be under the age of 30.

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Ted Williams’ Frozen Tuna Head

SPORTS BUZZ : Ted Williams' frozen body: old news. Ted Williams' severed head being used for batting practice and then decorated with tuna: new! Austin Powers really didn't give an honest representation of the cryonic process

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