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Kelly Rohrbach is the New Pam Anderson of the Day

A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:26am PST Convenient day for Kelly Rohrbach to announce her A List break-up that never was… Kelly Rohrbach was clever enough to date Leonardo DiCaprio publicly, even though she likely didn’t ever date Leonardo DiCaprio, but rather just fucked him as he fucked other girls, she as just the one clever enough to say “make me public girl number 1″…until she cast CJ Parker in Baywatch, also known as Pam Anderson, perfect for a blonde with big tits with celebrity ties, who hung out in the right circle, who will probably help destroy this idea of Baywatch as a redux for something that didn’t need a redux….because it was a late night show, we used to jerk off to…before internet porn…nor really something we were emotionally tied into because of the story… Either way, the rumor is she and Leo are broken up, she looks so devastated by it, mainly because it never happened…and she’s on her own hustle.. I am just glad Pam Anderson didn’t try to take the role back…and more importantly…I am glad they didn’t go with Charlotte McKinney or Emrata…..since they are clearly bottom feeding producers…with bottom feeding ideas speaking to low tier bros in their 40s…that would have made sense…but instead they did Sports Illustrated model…for the win.. I guess what I am saying is big tits chicks are interchangeable, have no sustainability, so make those tits count when you can… Hookers. A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:44am PST More…. A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:38am PST Here are some pics of her in bikini…because that’s her thing… To See Where Pam Anderson is At…Here she is on New Years Eve… CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach is the New Pam Anderson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ronda Rousey Body Painted for Sports Illustrated of the Day

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit editor – MJ DAY, posted this picture of a booty that is body painted, as a glimpse into their issue… They try to keep the pics “Secret”…to keep hype up for the February magazine that I would argue has no real purpose in this day and age, where all these girls do bikini photoshoots with more concept and creativity….and better photographers…all the fucking time… But she kept Rousey’s tattoo in the pic….of a body painted ass….SPOILER ALERT… I would argue, that bikini and body painted girls are cheesy, fun, half naked, worth looking at, but there there’s just nothing exciting about any of these girls, that justify a magazine issue that really carries the brand, when the bikini content is being done on the fucking regular..there is no need for the magazine that covers it….But no one cares what I fucking think… It’s just that back when SI Swim started, it was a masturbatory special feature for subscribers of the Sports magazine, featuring models in bikinis, when you could jerk off bikini pics because you didn’t have access to porn. It was sporty, featured athlete wives, introduced us to hot models when Social Media didn’t exist, but now, we already follow these model sluts who just want the SI stamp to charge more in their escorting….and celebrating a couple of Athletes, despite being a sports magazine that should only be on Athletes and not girls trying to get pregnant by Athletes…because Athletes aren’t always hot in bikinis, even though this Athlete, Ronda Rousey’s ass looks ok, when you take out the shoulders and factor in that those legs could choke you out when wrapped around your neck as you eat her dick clit out… The post Ronda Rousey Body Painted for Sports Illustrated of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence is Getting Slutty for Glamour of the Day

I once asked a Hollywood executive why Jennifer Lawrence got booked for all the jobs and he smiled and said “if you saw her first movie, the one she was nominated for an Academy Award for at 15, you’ll see she’s just got it…a natural talent”… That is code for “she makes us a lot of money”…. Prior to her sexting scandal that no one really cared about, I just thought she was quirky, awkward, boring…overrated…all the good stuff…but then I saw her tits and I got won over…and figure if she’s getting paid all this fucking money to be in movies, she should contractually be obligated to spread her asshole in at least one scene…that’s where she really excels. The nice thing about celebrity now, is that people are flimsy and can ruin careers overnight, giving us hope that one day, the only movies she get will involve spread asshole scenes.. The post Jennifer Lawrence is Getting Slutty for Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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