Every year ESPN celebrates athletes by getting them naked….It is their answer to Sport Illustrated Swimsuit…only with more strategic nudity…I prefer naked athletes in a sports magazine, to vapid cunt models who have no reason to be in a sports magazine….but ultimately it is all low level clickbait shit that shouldn’t really matter, but that does matter because we are all voyeurs who like seeing athletes we watch compete – even if sports are gay – naked… Her name is Michelle Waterson and she was a tactic to make the UFC, dude on dude ripping each other apart less gay, you know throw in some killer pussy, which happens to look like dudes, making it continue to be gay….but she’s naked anyway… The post Michelle Waterson UFC Fighter Naked for ESPN Body Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com – Sexy Celebrity Pop Culture Satire .
I feel like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit is trolling us… They’ve been using fat models for a while, pretending they were skinny, and now they are using Morbidly Obese models celebrating being Morbidly Obese because it is the PC generation…and body shaming is bad, even though being fat is an eating disorder, not genetics and laziness….I don’t care what these fat bitches say about genetics, they are fat and lazy, of course they’ll say that.. That said, that wasn’t enough for them, so they booked Nicola Griffin, who is 56 years old, and not Christie BRinkley 60, but granny at the bake sale 60, also fat, droopy, disgusting…but also old…and the PC police are fucking cumming themselves with all this inclusion… I don’t love fat chicks in bikinis, we fuck them when they are drunk and same goes for Menopausal women, who hormonally, or based on their egg count, aren’t even fucking women anymore.. I don’t understand how a bathing suit special issue of a Sports Magazine for men, or sports fans, has become a shopping guide that is friendly to women, in fact, the content has become designed for women…and that’s fucking weird… Here are some Sports Illustrated Immigrants Try to Prounouce “Rookie” of the Day, they don’t only use old an fat slobs in their shoots anymore… Barbara Palvin, the big and tall model that was used to divert Miranda Kerr having sex with Bieber despite being married. THe brand threw the Hungarian on the “bomb”…like it was WWII…not quite a Rookie, she’s been around for a while, but thank god she got that SI Swimsuit stamp of approval..right… Bo Krsmanovic also known as Bojana….straight from the mean streets of Belgrade….Serbia is one of my favorite countries to recruit the hottest yet down on their luck women to fuck….it is up the other Baltic countries where girls you probably jerk off to on webcam are from…. Sofia Resing straight from Brazil….amazing like the other Brazilians…..who aren’t trannies…. The post Nicola Griffin the 56 Year Old Bikini Model and the Other Rookies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:26am PST Convenient day for Kelly Rohrbach to announce her A List break-up that never was… Kelly Rohrbach was clever enough to date Leonardo DiCaprio publicly, even though she likely didn’t ever date Leonardo DiCaprio, but rather just fucked him as he fucked other girls, she as just the one clever enough to say “make me public girl number 1″…until she cast CJ Parker in Baywatch, also known as Pam Anderson, perfect for a blonde with big tits with celebrity ties, who hung out in the right circle, who will probably help destroy this idea of Baywatch as a redux for something that didn’t need a redux….because it was a late night show, we used to jerk off to…before internet porn…nor really something we were emotionally tied into because of the story… Either way, the rumor is she and Leo are broken up, she looks so devastated by it, mainly because it never happened…and she’s on her own hustle.. I am just glad Pam Anderson didn’t try to take the role back…and more importantly…I am glad they didn’t go with Charlotte McKinney or Emrata…..since they are clearly bottom feeding producers…with bottom feeding ideas speaking to low tier bros in their 40s…that would have made sense…but instead they did Sports Illustrated model…for the win.. I guess what I am saying is big tits chicks are interchangeable, have no sustainability, so make those tits count when you can… Hookers. A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:44am PST More…. A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:38am PST Here are some pics of her in bikini…because that’s her thing… To See Where Pam Anderson is At…Here she is on New Years Eve… CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach is the New Pam Anderson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit editor – MJ DAY, posted this picture of a booty that is body painted, as a glimpse into their issue… They try to keep the pics “Secret”…to keep hype up for the February magazine that I would argue has no real purpose in this day and age, where all these girls do bikini photoshoots with more concept and creativity….and better photographers…all the fucking time… But she kept Rousey’s tattoo in the pic….of a body painted ass….SPOILER ALERT… I would argue, that bikini and body painted girls are cheesy, fun, half naked, worth looking at, but there there’s just nothing exciting about any of these girls, that justify a magazine issue that really carries the brand, when the bikini content is being done on the fucking regular..there is no need for the magazine that covers it….But no one cares what I fucking think… It’s just that back when SI Swim started, it was a masturbatory special feature for subscribers of the Sports magazine, featuring models in bikinis, when you could jerk off bikini pics because you didn’t have access to porn. It was sporty, featured athlete wives, introduced us to hot models when Social Media didn’t exist, but now, we already follow these model sluts who just want the SI stamp to charge more in their escorting….and celebrating a couple of Athletes, despite being a sports magazine that should only be on Athletes and not girls trying to get pregnant by Athletes…because Athletes aren’t always hot in bikinis, even though this Athlete, Ronda Rousey’s ass looks ok, when you take out the shoulders and factor in that those legs could choke you out when wrapped around your neck as you eat her dick clit out… The post Ronda Rousey Body Painted for Sports Illustrated of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
LeBron James enjoyed a ho-hum 2012, winning his first NBA title… his third MVP award… AND an Olympic Gold Medal. No, it’s safe to say the editors of the world’s most famous sports magazine didn’t exactly have a tough time coming up with the 2012 Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year. “He was the most dominant athlete this year,” Paul Fichtenbaum, Editor of Time Inc.’s Sports Group, said of LeBron. “The intangibles [James] brought to the court were significant in leading his teams to victory. He was a selfless player, doing whatever it took to will the Heat and Team USA, making all of his teammates better.” James is the first NBA star to land SI ‘s top honor since his teammate, Dwayne Wade, did so in 2006. He joins past Sportsman of the Year selections such as Brett Favre, Michael Phelps, Derek Jeter and Drew Brees. But did he deserve it? Should LeBron have won Sportsman of the Year? Yes, absolutely! No, he still sucks! View Poll »
