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Janet Jackson in a Shitty See Through Dress of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

Pug-faced Janet Jackson tried to distract you from her plastic face by wearing this see through outfit to show off her shelf tits in a very industrial sized bra and the whole thing is a mess that I am only posting to show girls how you can do a see through outfit wrong…and if you’re going to do it…to it topless…even if your breasts are botched from plastic surgery and have no nipples…cuz really that’s the only way to compete and be interesting/relevant…. Pics via Bauer

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Cameron Diaz is Melting of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s like watching a candle during a boring dinner conversation with your wife during a power failure cuz you didn’t pay your utility bill…You know seeing something put together slowly turn into a pile of fucking mush….not that bitch is ugly…it’s just that now she’s a hot older lady instead of hot young pussy I wanted to explore…but I guess that’s what happens when you don’t die at 30, even if 90 percent of your sex appeal does…. So here are some pics of her face melting into old age and the whole thing is kinda depressing because I remember her being hot young pussy…meaning I’m probably melting too…but I’m an irrelevant dude and I’ve realized I’m dying on the inside long ago….not some starlet people used to masturbate to like Cameron Diaz and these disappointing pics reminding us that all good pussy comes to an end… Pics via Bauer

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