Christmas is a time for decorating trees, buying presents and spending time with family. And also for taking to social media in order to rail against the horror that is the Elf on the Shelf. That's the case for the handful of parents featured below, however, each of whom has held very little back when it comes to their feelings for this tradition. Ready to see what we mean? 1. This is Not a Required Tradition Please remember this, parents everywhere. 2. This Isn’t a Joke We mean, it is. But that dude is scary! He could come to life at any minute! 3. You’ve Made Me Into a Liar, Elf! I hope you’re proud of yourself. 4. I Can Only Handle One of You Creatures at a Time Please take it easy on me. 5. Elf on the Shelf? Please. This is what all mothers and parents ought to make into a tradition. 6. It’s Not Even a Tradition It becomes a lifestyle. And it’s terrible. View Slideshow
I was having sex all morning, with someone who isn’t my wife, because she’s out of town and I take advantage of my freedom as a men who believes in true love and romance, as long as it is not with my wife should… So I haven’t really been paying all that attention to see what the Kardashians are up to in their latest publicity stunt bullshit robbery, or that the VP in the Trump Camp looked like an Elf on the Shelf…because I did watch the debate you shouldn’t care about, but I am still rooting for Trump because it’ll really upset so many people I hate…like all of Hollywood.. But I did come across these pics of Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers, a nude model who now does VS, so she’s gone from nude, to fashion, to promo model with mainstream success….and they annoyed me, I like being annoyed, if I wasn’t annoyed I’d have nothing to write about…and I’m annoyed because she’s not naked, cocky while not exciting cock, and the pics are by creeper Terry Richardson…without any level of creepy, and thus no substance, because I guess when you’re a sell out bitch, you go soft to get work…because this shit is soft…and so should you be… The post Anna Ewers-Rhymes with Sewers in Terry Richardson’s Most Boring Shoot Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Feuds are a regular part of many hip hop careers, but most of the time it's easy to see the beef coming. Biggie and Tupac got caught up in the whole East Coast vs. West Coast ugliness. Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks fought over the rights to their remarkably similar names. The latest intense spat – this one between Action Bronson and Chostface Killah – is a little more unexpected, however, as Bronson has repeatedly called Ghost one of his favorite rappers. The similarity in the emcees voices and song stylings has been pointed out by several critics, and Bronson addressed the comparison while appearing on Sportsnation today, saying it was an honor to be likened to “one of the greats.” Unfortunately, he then added, “He's not rapping like this no more.” That's when Ghost took to YouTube to express his displeasure: “You're gonna have to learn to watch what you say,” says Ghosty. “I guess you've never been taught that, because you not a real n–ga.” And from there he's off, referring to the portly Bronson as a “fat f–k,” threatening to set his beard on fire, and making frighteningly specific threats that could have the Wu-Tang legend facing criminal charges. “Doing 25 years over rap music…it don't really sound too good, right? But I got shooters that'll do that. And those shooters are not from New York. “You done made a mistake, boy. You done f–ked up. I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of places. I got those type of n–gas that do disappearing acts in all 50 states. Needless, to say, Ghost is less than pleased with the young up-and-comer, and Bronson handled the situation in the best way possible – by issuing a public apology: “When ur wrong ur wrong and I was wrong,” Bronson tweeted earlier today. “I apologize for the comments.” Something tells us that might not be enough for Mr. Killah.
If you watch Vanderpump Rules online , then you know bartender/male model/walking herpes sore Jax Taylor isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact, in one memorable scene from Vanderpump Rules Season 3 , we learned that Jax doesn't know how many days are in a year. Seriously. That happened. On television. So perhaps we shouldn't be surprised that when Jax saw a pair of sunglasses that he liked while vacationing in Hawaii over the weekend, he simply grabbed them off the shelf, walked out of the store…and promptly got arrested. Check out the clip above to see the criminal mastermind at work.
First Ryan Gosling, now Jeff Goldblum. All the good ones are flying off the shelf these days like candy corn during the post-Halloween season. Gosling is expecting a baby with Eve Mendes and Goldblum, be still our collective hearts, is engaged.
Big Boi knows just sitting at home means his latest album, Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumors, will just sit on the shelf. These behind the scenes photos of the Atlanta rapper’s video shoot for “Apple Of My Eye” proves the grind never stops. Continue
Minute Physics is a YouTube channel by Henry Reich that explains the concepts and theories of physics in simple one minute animations. via Coudal Partners Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Laughing Squid Discovery Date : 16/09/2011 19:36 Number of articles : 2
I am no stranger to the Battlefield series, at least not the console iterations. After sinking hours of my time into both Bad Company games and even convincing family and friends to buy the game so that we could spend countless evenings going online and ‘squadding up’ in both Rush and Conquest modes, I gradually weaned myself off. There were too many other awesome titles just sitting on my shelf forgotten… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Destructoid Discovery Date : 16/09/2011 20:30 Number of articles : 2
Pug-faced Janet Jackson tried to distract you from her plastic face by wearing this see through outfit to show off her shelf tits in a very industrial sized bra and the whole thing is a mess that I am only posting to show girls how you can do a see through outfit wrong…and if you’re going to do it…to it topless…even if your breasts are botched from plastic surgery and have no nipples…cuz really that’s the only way to compete and be interesting/relevant…. Pics via Bauer
Harvey and Bob Weinstein have been working steadily over the last few months to regain their old haunt Miramax from Disney, but the LAT says the deal has fallen apart. Among the sticking points: the Weinsteins’ final bid, $625 million, wasn’t quite as high as Disney wanted. Ugh, now the brothers will have to use that money to actually release the films they have on the shelf. They hate having to do that! [ LAT ]
