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Alicia Keys Not So Erotic Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I just finished saying that I didn’t care what a bitch looked like, just as long as she was in a bikini…well I want to take that statement back…cuz I know that what happened was I was so excited by all the ridiculously hot pussy…that when the ugly bitches walked by I didn’t even notice them..and if I did….I was so excited by the hot pussy that I was pretty willing to finger their assholes with my tongue… Cuz when ugly pussy is alone, in a “Me against the pool” party….it’s hardly something you want to mount like an animal in the fucking jungle….but instead…it is something you’d rather want to erase from your memory…espeically when it is in picture…something hardly jerk off-able…but the good news is that this in the fucking internet and you’ve got yourself some google to take care of your pervert needs…pervert. To See her In a Bikini Top – God Knows Why You’d Want To – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alicia Keys Not So Erotic Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

Idiotic Planking Video of the Day

Planking is taking over….I knew it was a trend a few months ago…but I didn’t think it was actually going to go mainstream…I mean I see the shit in facebook albums…in wedding photos….I see the shit when I decide to leave my house cuz the world’s not all that scary and I even found myself explaining to a group of people what planking was last night…cuz they had never heard of it..they didn’t quite get the point of it…I tried to tell them if the right girl girls in the planking position in a skirt she’s easier to rape…but that still wasn’t a selling point…we cam across this video and I think it sums up planking pretty nice…cuz it’s just fucking stupid…unless you fall off a bridge doing it…

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Emma Stone Sucking Spoons Like a Slut of the Day

Emma Stone is the new Lohan. Which isn’t saying all that much because Lohan is a pile of shit of a person…with everything wrong with her, all tormented and haggard both personally and professionally…except for her awesome tear drop shaped fake tits….which are fantastic….but it ist to say her legs are awesome and thin and I like watching her suck on a spoon like a dirty little whore…. I’m a fan of this 22 year old box and all the work she’s been getting…but I just hope her rise to the top involves a lot of nude scenes, sex tapes, pussy flashes, a lot of bikini pics, and some tities….cuz it won’t be fair to us if her PR people play her up to be all wholesome and shit…cuz wholesome and shit is boring…even when it is in staged paparazzi bikini pics..or spoon sucking pics….Hollywood needs a whore…fingers crossed she’s the one…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spanx Really Worked of the Day

Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space… What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spanx Really Worked of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spanx Really Worked of the Day

Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space… What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spanx Really Worked of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spanx Really Worked of the Day

Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space… What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics

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