I wasn’t gonna bother doing this…but I am doing it anyway..Here are videos of the rest of the SI Models….Enough to give you a taste….of he pussy they selected this year.. You can go to SI SWIMSUIT 2012 Microsite for all the rest of the videos and the 1000s of piitures…….I’m not about to post the shit….half naked is not naked enough…. Adaora Nina Adgal Natalie COUGHlin Cintia DICKer Jessica Gomes Izabel Goulart Kirby Griffin Natalie Gulbis Julie Henderson Ariel Meredith Alyssa Miller Alex Morgan Genevieve Morton Jessica Perez Bar Refali Irina Shayk Chrissy Teigan Michelle Vawer Anne V Where are the fucking nude pics….this is bullshit….
Here’s the line-up…. Poster/January: Julie Henderson February: Anne V March: Alyssa Miller Left/April: Genevieve Morton May: Irina Shayk June: Chrissy Teigen July: Kate Upton August: Jessica White Cover/September: Brooklyn Decker October: Jessica Gomes November: Hilary Rhoda December: Esti Ginzburg I’m sure you’ve probably seen all these pics before, they are likely from last year’s magazine, I’m too lazy to look into it, because let’s face it, it’s a bunch of pics of big tit s in bikini, even if some of the bitches look like they have Down’s Syndrome (Brooklyn Decker), they all airbrush nicely…….and here are the pics who are likely hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked or will ever fucked….lucky for me, being this internet celebrity, all the bitches I fuck are hotter than this…they just don’t need validation for it….they too busy sucking my dick homies….. That said….who the fuck buys calendars now…it’s called computers, smart phones and ipads motherfucker…this shit is dated, and I know if I got one of these as a gift, the person giving it to me hates me….Seriously, even Mechanics and senior are off Calendars…what the fuck is the point of them….shit SI get a new product to peddle, like dirty worn bikinis by these bitches, that’s some shit I could get behind and put on my wall after jerking off to the shit til they don’t smell anymore….you know…. Here are the pics….drinking and blogging is great.
Here’s another press wall for the SI 2011 Swimsuit promo tour with a lot of the models you can see naked in the magazine…..I’m riding this shit out as hard as SI is… Some looked like strippers. Some looked like pornstars. Some looked like prom dates. Some looked like beauty pageant girls. Some looked liked they were ripping lines of heroin in the bathroom. Some looked like they just got off the boat. All were worth fucking….and I wasn’t invited. I did one of these yesterday , here’s another one….different day, different dresses, same pussy… Ayssa Miller Jessica Gomes Damarais Lewis Esti Ginzburg Kate Upton Chrissy Teigan Genevieve Morton Shannon Click Cintia Dicker Bruna Schmitz Anne V Brooklyn Decker Izabel Goulart Kenza Fourati Jessica White is Black Irina Shayk