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Janice Dickinson Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

I don’t know what it is about Janice Dickinson , whether it is the insanity or the no shame or the fact that she embraces that she’s an old, haggard, plastic surgery raped ex-model, with an irritating attitude that I want to fuck, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be…. I don’t know what it is about these Janice Dickinson pumping gas like a slut in a short tight skirt that makes me want to fuck her, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be. I do know that I had a friend who used to live next to the gas station and video babes pumping gas, but they never actually posed like the sluts that they are, maybe cuz they didn’t know they were being filmed and if they did would probably call the cops, or maybe cuz they aren’t as Hungry as Dickinson is from both starvation and falling out of the limelight… Either way, I’m down. These pics are rock and roll. I just wish there was more of her weird, half dead, rotting, naked tits I SAID TITS ….

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Janice Dickinson Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger Mom Jeans Titty Party for the Paps of the Day

I wonder if celebs pose as much for their pap smears as they do for the paparazzi….I’m thinking they don’t get pap smears for frear of finding out they have pre-cancerous cells on their cervix thanks to HPV they got on their rise to the top, but then I am reminded of medical journal fact that most bitches, even no whorey bitches, even everyday bitches who are virgins can have HPV just from sharing public toilet seats, and it makes my “Price of Fame” joke irrelevant…..which is no surprise as everything I do is irrelevant…. Here is Nicole Scherzinger in tight clothes cuz she was a Pussycat Doll a decade ago when the pussy cat dolls were something worth jerking off to when all you had to jerk off to was MTV.

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Nicole Scherzinger Mom Jeans Titty Party for the Paps of the Day