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Miley Cyrus Wears Shorts Instead of Pussy Flashing of the Day

I may not be into posting pussy pictures of Miley Cyrus cuz I am not an idiot and I know that the Kiddie Porn police won’t be as nice to me as they are with Perez Hilton, since my site is called DrunkenStepfather and they’ve probably been tapping my phones the last 5 years hoping for me to fuck up and this will be there chance to get me and lock me down, while he is some poofter queer who probably didn’t even write his own tweet and has high paying lawyers that will spin this to work for him, while nothing ever works for me…. But I am totally down with this new Miley Hustle. I never thought she was hot, I always saw nothing but an awkward looking teenager, but for some reason, I think I may be in love with her retarded toothed, bad singing, over-hyped ass, and I’d be more than happy to tutor her through her last year of highschool, with my dick, since fucking 16 year olds is legal in Canada, while making statements like that in the USA is apparently also a crime, cuz you are not the land of the free, you are the land of being told you are free, but are really oppressed, but who am I to judge generations of brain washing….I’m much better at judging teenage legs. Pics via Bauer

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Miley Cyrus Wears Shorts Instead of Pussy Flashing of the Day

Star Jones Shows Off Some Disgusting Tit of the Day

Here’s a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart, Star Jones Edition, but she’s actually looking good if you take a minute to remember what disgusting monster she looked like back when she was on The View before they hired Sheri Shephard to play her on The View or what I like to call the show that made my life worth living…and the whole thing leaves me in a weird position cuz she’s disgusting for the average observer, but lookin’ good to her friends, family and to guys who fucked her back when she was relevant and before the stomach stapling surgery…all I know is that her name has been a constant in my life and figure she deserves some titty attention for the jokes I’ve made about her when trying to destroy my wife emotionally…so here she is showing off her tits…. Pics via Bauer

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Star Jones Shows Off Some Disgusting Tit of the Day