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Miley Cyrus in a Tight Shirt Photoshoot of the Day

The fail in this photoshoot is simple…they focused in on Miley’s face…which is really not what anyone really cares about when it comes to Miley Cyrus….it is boyish, not overly sexy or even pretty….but rather just there….an attachment or accessory to her tight little fit body that she maintains through yoga, starvation and most importantly….hormone therapy thanks to the team at Disney keeping her young a vibrant until she breaks free from their trap and takes up actual hard drugs….cuz Disney and their promises of fame….their creepy execs who like kids a little too much and their “Kool Aid”….is the gateway drug to falling the fuck apart….and eventually destroying your life/family/self….but before all that happens…there is the window Miley is in that is hot….and the photographer behind this one shoulda focused the camera a little be more on her ass….but I’ll still look at her in her prison striped shirt…cuz it is so representative of her existence…imprisoned in the life of a famous girl….imprisoned in her mansion…imprisoned by her fans and the leeches who make money of her’expectations….it is all very sexy…..

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Miley Cyrus in a Tight Shirt Photoshoot of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Upsets Me of the Day

I mean this is just asshole behavior on Candice Swanepoel’s part…she’s covering up the goods on both her and a massive picture of herself that I assume she carries around with herself everywhere she goes…cuz models are paid to look good and in that are really self conscious cunts about the whole thing….often times vain when they look at their bank accounts and when the photographers constantly give them attention while shooting them….for the fans to give them attention too… It’s like come on girl…how many Candice Swanepoel nipples can be covered up in one single picture before I hate you…. Apparently 2 on the low end, 4 on the high end….. But I can’t actually hate you, that would get in the way of my loving you…. Here are some of her instagram pics…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Upsets Me of the Day

Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash of the Day

I don’t know what is more offensive…the fact that she’s hanging with an Asian….dressed like an Asian…in what seems like she’s mockin’ and Asian….like a fat rich American Tourist in Japan dressed like a Gesiha girl….screaming at the locals for sushi….you know just inappropriate and not sensitive to other culture…..or the fact that she’s wearing underwear…. I remember a time when people would have died for this….but now that she’s a mom of two…it is suddenly far less interesting….in fact we kinda encourage her to keep the tights and panties on…because we don’t really want her mom pussy to throw off our impression of her… But I really wanna see it….

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Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash of the Day